1526
the PA on ugly betty updating the director on hair and make up: twitter.com/JoeBiden/statu…
1527
“stay hydrated <3” “drink water 😊“ is cute until you’re about to piss yourself in the back of an uberpool
1528
no cops at pride just rolling ray and his taser
1529
see Us this weekend if you can because the memes will be flowing by monday afternoon
1530
satan visiting Gilead board members on their death beds
1531
i know she be finger blasting the local community college softball coach til her ponytail comes loose twitter.com/aprilajoyr/sta…
1532
gwen stefani taught me how to spell banana but i wish she taught me how to do my taxes
1533
now how she say woke with a hard r 🧐 twitter.com/bariweiss/stat…
1536
this is intersectionality twitter.com/___0HOUR1/stat…
1537
it's me i'm ur exoplanet twitter.com/cnn/status/871…
1539
stop expecting people to be thankful for their abusive parents taking care of their basic human needs when no one askedt to be bornedt
1540
the entire world: the corona drug treatment should be free
gilead:
1541
im gunna tell my kids i’m proud of them no matter what
1542
catch me on super bowl sunday complaining about how the nfl treats players like objects between my takes on who has the juiciest booty
1543
the inventors of gorilla glue: twitter.com/clay_png/statu…
1544
y'all on here sad tweeting with a whole dog that loves you... ungrateful
1545
black mold spores in my childhood home worsening my asthma
1546
if you’re in college struggling don’t worry about the 4 year timeline society has set up for you. i dropped out 3 credits shy of graduation it’s never too late
1547
everyone leave drake ALONE. we need another reverb heavy, reversed snare drums, SAD album. something to get WINE DRUNK to. something to like instagram posts from 60 weeks ago to. yall are getting his testosterone levels TOO HIGH
1548
people who watch other screens on the plane while their screen is off have a deep well of chaotic energy hiding in them
1549
local: sorry god 😩 for listening to ariana grand 😭😭 sorry sir for 😶 saying this in my head
god: if you don’t shut the fuck up and dance
1550
the amount of people like “we try to give you ungrate nick hers nothing and look how you treat us. god. if you can’t accept me at 0 effort you don’t deserve me at .025”
