1477
“reeces puff... reeces puff... peanut butta chocolate flava...” twitter.com/Diddy/status/1…
1478
weather channel: this hurricane could potentially bring high waters–
yall: how high
weather channel: over 6ft
yall:
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O fadda god wi come to yuh in jesus name o lard tek dis picknee ah urs hoff di eart o fadda Lord mek di virus chakka chakka up im lungs dear fadda god yes god blessings god wi send up praise and glory in jesus name. hamen
1480
all flies are racist. every bee is a radical leftist
1481
obama said broken clocks was one of his fav songs of 2017 and i can't stop picturing him singing "running back to the strip club"
1482
plastic was invented in the early 1900s but it didn’t ruin the planet until the 2000s. creatives. don’t rush. there is time
1483
i’m going to eat a grilled cheese and reflect on my mortality
1484
freud come get ur juice t.co/bmwXzBuGpg
1485
she said twitter.com/jiigggeee/stat…
1488
its cuffing* season
*smiling with chapped lips and bleeding a little
1489
white kids at school when i said i liked fall out boy
1491
“sing us a song from the old country” your mixed (android/gay) grandchildren protest. you tear up as you gaze out the window at two attack drones making love. “popping bottles in the ice, like a blizzard...”
1492
replace every confederate monument with a statue of steve irwin
1493
kinda fucked up how everyone is saying theirs no POC representation on the democratic stage now forgetting that pete buttigieg is gay
1495
me after using a moisturizer with hyaluronic acid
1497
new solange needs to drop ASAP future has made straight men too powerful
1498
facial recognition technology is shook... they said fuck the panopticon... anti-state legends twitter.com/fiImsnmusic/st…
1499
i asked a panel of lgbtq voters about their thoughts on the historic Buttigieg campaign
1500
when your government wants you dead being alive is a radical act happy weekend
