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your clown name is your first name + your last
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me on public transit listening to music pretending like i’m in an indie movie
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here at Robert E. Lee College we are dedicated to ending racism on campus
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i cannot be the only one who had to double take twitter.com/LeaderMcConnel…
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fellas is it gay to like women twitter.com/rooshv/status/…
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if i got corona i wouldn’t be that mad tbh. quarantine would give me a lot of time to catch up on shows and stuff, read, write a bunch and if i’m lucky, die
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people being like “what a Karen 😂😂😂” she’s a white supremacist and she looks like a molted lobster twitter.com/ExportedFromMI…
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white ppl in media be like “self care is so important to avoid burnout in these times. for example i just found out yesterday that black people are human and i immediately needed a nap ❤️”
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republicans getting on here like “i, for one, have a very DRY pussy”
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people born after 2000 will never fully understand the generational trauma inflicted by hollister & abercrombie
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"gays, do not say queer!!" baby youre late im on faggot now
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us: better gun control
gov: this is a mental health issue
us: better mental health care
gov:
us: ???
*two mass shootings later*
gov: hey sorry i was in the shower
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artists w rich parents pretending to be poor to fit into a diy aesthetic twitter.com/cainebraswell/…
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liberals: listen to black women ❤️
black women: abolish the police
liberals: listen ❤️
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child: where do babies come from
me: staying in your hometown after high school
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every single day of my life i wish the shoe connected twitter.com/CNBC/status/12…
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billionaires like “i’m sick of cancel culture 🙄” like being criticized for violating human rights is the same as getting dragged for 7 year old tweets lmaoala
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dragonfruit be so pretty and for what??? girl you taste like grass
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me pretending to have 5 years experience at an entry level interview
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you have 1 hour to delete this twitter.com/GretaThunberg/…
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no more tumblr. please no more tumblr on twitter twitter.com/moontides_/sta…
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im sorry but 3 and a half hours for a movie. i do not have enough ass meat to sit that long
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did any one else just assume that celebrities paid to get their kids into college and are shocked that it’s actually illegal
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we out here killing your department stores and bringing back your libraries fuck w us twitter.com/bookriot/statu…
