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imagine your card gets declined and the bank takes money out of your account for your card getting declined
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"millennials killed department stores" baby boomers killed the polar bears but right right right my deepest apologies to jc penny
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please be careful tonight. people have been sneaking cbd into halloween candies. there are reports of dozens of children just vibing
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thank god they’re bringing in the army...i would be heartbroken if someone disabled a tank by putting water balloons filled w sticky liquids (esp some sort of sugar/milk/syrup combo) into a glass jar and throwing it at the windshield, rendering it inoperable support our troops ❤️
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white americans like “i haven’t mistreated an underpaid food service worker in 3 weeks THIS SLAVERY HAS TO STOP”
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we all have that one friend who strips you of basic human rights twitter.com/cnn/status/890…
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I’ll need to hear the officers side of the story first. She seems violent and easily could’ve had a gun. The kids look suspicious as well. All around great job twitter.com/DC_Draino/stat…
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might log onto to facebook and flex on the republicans from high school before they get kaeigheyetlin ready for bed
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*tucks white t-shirt into dark wash jeans. puts on black converse. cuffs sleeves and pants* i'm ready twitter.com/guardian/statu…
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abortion should really not be this scandalous like. i hate the human need to create narratives for everything cus it is literally a clump of cells. it is roe
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when ur white classmate comes back from their family vacation to cancun ready to hold their arm up to yours and compare twitter.com/ivieani/status…
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I JUST GOT MY FIRST TV WRITING JOB MAJOR IN WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT DONT LET ANYONE TELL YOU SHIT twitter.com/jaboukie/statu…
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floridians be like “i got a WAP 🤪” it’s 98% humidity babe that’s swamp crotch
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what did we do to deserve this heat beside absolutely destroy the environment for the last century
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if a nickname is what people call you for short then your full name is your nicholas name twitter.com/JesusWasBIack/…
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the only thing trump could do to surprise me at this point is die
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imagine going to your white partner’s family for holiday dinner thinking you have covid cus you can’t taste the food
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the fact she was alive to know edward and then also see his biopic omg.... twitter.com/thehill/status…
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colleges be named after slave masters telling people not to cheat lmaoooooooo
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question for people who don’t like spicy food, when are you turning 13
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what usher say ? twitter.com/SamanthaJoRoth…
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college students be like “i can’t wait until friday night i’m gunna look like a snack 😊” with -0.12¢ in their campus account. you worried about the wrong meal plan
