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i'll excuse teen opiate use but i draw the line at misrepresenting high school theater department budgets
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Call me old fashioned, but I was raised to serve my billionaires. I was taught to tweet in their honor, work til i’m sick, be ready for any task they will assign me, & be grateful that I am exploited. If I die of poverty, It’s all on me. They caught me slipping & I will apologise
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this shit is not normal don’t let anybody reduce this to “all we did was stay inside n play board games n drink wine!!” after this. people died and people will forced to work in inhumane conditions and people stayed inside and watched their mental health unravel and that big baby
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NORMALIZE ASKING STRANGERS AT RESTAURANTS IF THEYRE GUNNA FINISH THAT
NORMALIZE ASKING STRANGERS AT RESTAURANTS IF THEYRE GUNNA FINISH THAT
NORMALIZE ASKING STRANGERS AT RESTAURANTS IF THEYRE GUNNA FINISH THAT
NORMALIZE ASKING STRANGERS AT RESTAURANTS IF THEYRE GUNNA FINISH THAT
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anytime a white woman puts on a flowy white dress with a flower crown someone is getting murdered twitter.com/TyllerKate/sta…
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are you the oldest sibling or did you have a childhood
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she’s trying to throw us off twitter.com/WFLA/status/13…
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notice how EVERY show has a gay character these days? what happened to making all the characters straight so young women can decide whose gay in their fan fiction? are we really this against a woman's right to choose?
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there’s a ban on lettuce in the u.s. and i say GOOD. arugula has done the heavy lifting in salads for ages while lettuce brings NOTHING to the table, taste or nutrient wise. spinach has crossed over to casseroles, wraps, even SMOOTHIES. miss lettuce simply doesn’t have the range
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happy cheating to all the students <3 remember your university doesn’t give a fuck about you n sees you only as a fraction of their revenue so return the finesse ❤️❤️ (unless you’re a STEM student or something then you should do your work so bridges dont collapse, pills work etc)
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princess jasmine:
aladdin: t.co/Fw7tXg9YSq
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white people be like "that target could've been someones son"
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kendrick coming out in support of lgbtq rights
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super bowl party at my place!! all 25 of us were tested in august and there’s a fan going so no need for hateful comments :)
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*blinks in haiti* twitter.com/ABC/status/111…
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nah but fr we gotta end capitalism after my packages get here
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half these white americans are just mad their old property is destroying their new property
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wild how the government has an itemized list of every time and place a rapper has sneezed in the past year but no way to stop mass shooters who publicly workshop their manifestos online
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if you ever used a straight man’s towel don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine
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fellas is it gay to be gay twitter.com/ira/status/119…
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i am no longer working on myself my traumas have unionized
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of course a top would say this twitter.com/Reuters/status…
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yall ever drink an iced coffee so strong that for like 4 minutes you have hope
