751
they’re on their phones cus classical art gets old so fast. it’s just fruit and porcelain tiddies and naked children with wings. neo-expressionism outsold twitter.com/BetteMidler/st…
752
steak & shake is the same exact quality as in & out (but better fries) yet midwesterners never overhype it cus we’re humble
753
i have this persistent cough i can’t get rid of 😷 excited to volunteer at the biden bingo fundraiser tn at the retirement home
755
idk why fem bottoms are the de facto face of daddy issues when masc tops be in the gym training to kill their father
756
as a society. we are ready to stop the mass production of red delicious apples
757
he gone pee twitter.com/IndieWire/stat…
759
trump is gna refuse to leave and liberals will be on here like “We’ve exhausted all options. Time to Patronus”
760
short king winter approaching twitter.com/jodieegrace/st…
761
drake 2008: hey pretty lady... u drive me crazy...
drake 2018: I cannot trust anyone due to my wealth and fame. I don’t think any of my human interaction is genuine. Multiple people could very well be trying to kill me. turn up tho
762
nazis was NOT playing they called on the motherland omg
763
when playboi carti said “what” he was distilling the 21st century zeitgeist into a monosyllabic time capsule, in one breath bottling the abject confusion and exhaustion brought on by interminable war, (mis)information overload, and sisyphean work ethic demanded by late capitalism
764
cat owners really be taking ABUSE from their cats are yall okay
765
when you feel another finger twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
766
Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Mom: you two should talk
Me & Dad: No
767
me making fun of locals while secretly resenting their ability to find contentment in a simplistic lifestyle
768
the episode where spongebob and patrick raise a clam and patrick turns to spongebob and says “let’s have another” was my first memory of queer representation
769
being a gay teen really prepared me for all of my closest relationships to exist entirely online during quarantine
770
he’s fine just doing a little krokodil twitter.com/CNNPolitics/st…
771
and put up borders around my thoughts no thank you i’m decolonizing twitter.com/limabeanboyy/s…
772
u kno people who constantly fuck without ever getting tested because “they’re clean” and you explain how clean / dirty isn’t a useful metric for sexual health and ask how do they even know they’re negative and they say “because i’m clean” ??? that’s how the US is handling corona
773
Remember to be gentle with yourself today you worthless piece of shit
774
if we lured white people into a huge End Racism outdoor event and brought up reparations while This Must Be The Place (Naive Melody) by Talking Heads was playing we could get it
