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“AMERICA HAS NEVER bEEN MORE DiViDeD” people legally had to drink from separate water fountains
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the harp was probably invented when some dude was just trying to shoot a bow and arrow but he misfired and ended up plucking at an empty bowstring then his friend was like wait run that shit back
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climate change is gna make the great lakes the last supply of drinkable freshwater and only those who say pop will be able to enter the kingdom
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i started this decade depressed and straight and now i’m depressed and gay. growth
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biden’s been quiet. so? give him time. running for president is exhausting and self care is important. news flash: he doesn’t owe us anything. not progressive policy, not reform, or an apology for sniffing little girls. enough w “accountability” he’s a politician, not a celebrity
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round two miss rona you got this twitter.com/JeremySWallace…
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white people like “of course rappers are voting for trump! they’re black men: violent, misogynistic and homophobic. unlike my uncle, who is voting for trump because he is Human, soulful, and economically anxious about his small agribusiness (Monsanto)”
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you have to shoot holes in their lungs so the air can get in twitter.com/BisHilarious/s…
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i hate pitting powerful women against each other but oat milk is really coming for soy and almonds necks
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me bringing penn badgely water while he’s hiding in the floor boards under my bed during the race war
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no one:
flashbacks on big little lies:
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fellas is it gay to eat? you telling me i’m supposed to use my fingers (hand penises) to put food into my mouth (face bootyhole)? 😩💀 idk bro sound a lil scrumptious to me 😭😭
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idc how much i tweeted abt wanting to die if i ever get murdered do not forgive them get revenge
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THC (The Holy Christ) twitter.com/MichaelaOkla/s…
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unpaid internships actually pay you in micro-aggressions and nature valley oat ‘n’ honey bars
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put his ass to sleep that’s some vet ass pussy
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i just saw a video on here of a lesbian couple proposing to each at the same time, unplanned. the gays have now won marriage. heterosexuality is illegal in all 50 states
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good morning what skincare products are we using to distract from rising international tensions
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yall not dating to fuck? what are u trying to do then?????? get m*rried?
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mfs be like “i’m gay” okay???? me too tf. let’s kiss
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amelia earhart: twitter.com/DUALIPA/status…