801
copernicus: the earth is not the center of the universe. the sun is
the catholic church: twitter.com/huntichon_/sta…
802
i’ll never be truly unemployed being gay is a full time job twitter.com/thinkprogress/…
803
white supremacists: oope just gunna sneak past ya
fbi: oope go head buddy
804
this is the darkest tweet i’ve seen in my young life twitter.com/KylieJenner/st…
805
yes i do da tweeting yes i do da fleeting
806
one side effect of getting whooped growing up people don’t talk about is a lack of motivation in adulthood. when ur fearing beatings all ur childhood once ur grown it’s like ok literally who is gunna beat my ass
807
Yikes Sis! I Just Read The Bible For The First Time And Sinners? You Finna Be Eternally Cancelled
808
me: *is guillotined in a whole foods*
cnn: Man Beheaded In Grains Section Has Dark Past Of Illegally Downloading T-Pain Songs In 2007
809
how do these people go so long not getting their asses beat twitter.com/newsweek/statu…
810
by definition this includes gay shit twitter.com/nypost/status/…
811
2 months ❤️❤️ twitter.com/jaboukie/statu…
812
let’s not forget that kevin doesn’t know how to drive he might be gay himself twitter.com/uninterrupted/…
813
i’m gonna show YOU how to leave a party after only being there for 15 minutes
814
pray for chicago. nothing happened it's just about to be winter
815
Her (2013) twitter.com/lethallatina/s…
817
me before and after learning how the prison industrial complex and american policing as a whole is an extension of slavery
818
i’m so mad we gotta watch t*d cr*z’s face melt for another 6 years
820
do i want happiness? yes. will i stop exclusively listening to sad music? no
821
if heaven is real it is ON SIGHT with adam & eve. i could’ve been posted up with nectarine juice running down my chin, cheeks out, sunkissedt & unbotheredt but bitches had to eat that mf apple (objectively worst fruit) and now the world is melting and i have 50k in student debt
822
just took my iron supplement. i respect the anemic community but it’s not me
823
i’m in mitch mcconnell office giving him chokey throat with one hand and sending the stimmies with otherthe
824
i feel so bad for ppl who grew up without winter like how do you know when to isolate yourself for 3 months
825
representation is so important. disney gave us countless queer coded villains and now we finally have one running for president
