701
checking up on white friends so i got floorboards to hide under
703
i stared into the abyss and the abyss told me it wasnt looking for anything serious rn
704
so four (4) non-essential workers stopped one (1) person twitter.com/NYPDTransit/st…
705
mind your fucking business like the adult you refuse to be
706
FREE HER!!!!!!!!! twitter.com/alanimv/status…
708
me:
italians: i’m not white i’m olive boned
709
i be forgetting this country is run by religious extremists
710
Please check your DMs @DeanBrowningPA
711
ted cruz: *slurping queso through a straw* assistant?
assistant: yes
ted cruz: make me one of those maymays about net neutrality
assistant: you mean memes sir
ted: *dabbing queso on his neck, wrists* yes please
assistant: twitter.com/tedcruz/status…
712
in 2nd grade we were cleaning our desks and kids starting crying cus someone pointed out the rags were made in afghanistan twitter.com/paulkrugman/st…
714
all these guys just should’ve been actors. now we’re forced to listen to their self produced high school theater inspirational word salads and why. because they have a jawline and wore funky socks once twitter.com/bendashper/sta…
715
closeted teens coronavirus closings
🤝
just focusing on school right now
716
during the rapture jesus will proclaim “Ass Fat” and all those who do not reply “Yeah I know” will be left
717
“we can’t abolish the police” why “i don’t want to”
718
every single article is under a paywall im just gna be stupid idc
719
like shit will be normal and then every 10 minutes i’m like oh right the world is ending
720
i’m sure it’s already been said but again so insane that cops are kneeling when that’s what got us into this in the first place
721
i put my clown shoes on one foot at a time like everyone else
722
yet you were perfectly fine nosediving into my WAB like an olympic hopeful last november??? delete this twitter.com/JamesBradleyCA…
723
the way i called this twitter.com/jaboukie/statu…
724
new york’s hottest club is twitter. this place has everything: twitter.com/thomyorke/stat…
725
the fuck is a talk therapist gna say to me at this point. “i’m sorry to hear that. have you looked at it this way?” YES you fucking idiot. do u have ketamine
