651
they’re playing an acoustic cover of formation at yoga and i feel this is a good time as any to call the police on white people for no reason
652
greenland lost 160 billion tons of ice in july and you’re afraid to send a text
653
what y'all think that groochie taste like twitter.com/NMJMRedux/stat…
656
black k-pop stans be making my heart rate spike when they say nigga with a jungkook avi
657
disliking pickled foods is a sign of immaturity and underdeveloped taste in general... yall are really out here eating nachos without pickled jalepenos... who raised you... wasn’t the streets...
658
that guy in the bagel shop was not a short king. short kings are
sensitive
honest
on top of their shit
ready to help others
thankful
kind
into self enrichment
noble
giving
short
660
ik some of yall casting expelliarmus on ur tattoos LMAOOOOOOOO
661
if there's ever a nuke that shit better drop ON MY HEADTOP i dont want to see a flash, hear a bomb, nothing. NOTHING! NATHAN! i wanna be living life then boom i wake up laid up playing with malcolm x chest hair
662
2019 we’re not cleaning our rooms before hook ups they will either accept it or leave
663
they will proudly do this shit out in the open and then young people and third party voters will be held responsible for any bad outcomes twitter.com/VICENews/statu…
664
scientists: we have 5 months to save the world
me: thank you five
665
she is singlehandedly rewriting the gregorian calendar twitter.com/SophieASlut/st…
667
bitch you’re a building twitter.com/WhiteHouse45/s…
668
hannah montana but she’s a depressed art major whose finsta of street garbage blows up forcing her to live a double life as unemployed and head designer at balenciaga
671
i'll save you the click it's knuck if you buck by crime mob twitter.com/nme/status/888…
672
no holden caufield but people do be kinda phony
673
*stirring lemonade with assault rifle* um if globol warming is real then why is my frige so cold? try again sweatie ;)
674
"hey just following up"
-unemployed millennial proverb
675
men under 6ft emit less co2 and dates with us are subsidized under the green new deal
