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me watching another documentary about how the world is fucked up
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i've never actually seen pulp fiction but i've pieced it together from college dorm room posters
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if his favorite super hero is spider-man he’s bi
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just as i hypothesized. this means the majority of earth’s life forms are having gay sex
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the fact elon bought twitter for 45 billion dollars is so.... like the amount of human good that couldve been done with $45 billion dollars. they couldve rebooted meerkat manor
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not the gentrification colors twitter.com/emilypothast/s…
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yall aren’t ready for this conversation but the stigma that mainstream media put out against brussel sprouts was straight up propaganda. that shit is delicious when prepared correctly
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remember when you could use electronics out of the box without installing an app and getting on wifi and setting up a monthly membership then climbing a mountain with your son and holding a knife to his throat until the voice that was giving you directions tells you to stop
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someone has gotta fight ezra miller but not me cus im scared of their toe talons. they kick box with those foraging nails that's my jugular that's me bleeding out. first someone has gotta wrangle ezra w that wire loop they use to catch feral cats clip the claws and go from there
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the closeted 9th grade energy this has
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mall santa: what do you want for christmas little boy
me: real friends for malia obama
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i thought that was bear in the big blue house twitter.com/LevanCarrie/st…
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ive talked this over with many thought leaders. defund schools and hospitals-noone likes them. use all money wasted enriching and saving lives to increase police training to train every US citizen. now we are all police, there is no police brutality, just brutality. vote
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young people on climate change: no one kills me except ME
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the racism dial has been dialed back to get out ❤️
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if instagram removes likes i will simply walk up to strangers n ask “do you fuck w my vibes. be honest”
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gays be like “this is SENDING me!” where? hell?
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dads when their kids don’t want a relationship after being traumatized for two decades
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Memes aside, my Nonna called me crying today. You don't know what this means to us. twitter.com/Alyssa_Milano/…
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it was “all lives matter” until they said don’t go outside now it’s “if i die redeeming my sunglasses hut reward points for my 3rd pair of oakleys so be it”
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hate shaved pubes. pulling hairs out of your mouth during sex is a part of the experience. seasoning, one might argue. it’s like how you put a bayleaf in soup. you don’t actually ingest it. it’s just for flavor
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sylvia plath did not invent depressed 20-something oversharing to be erased like this twitter.com/JessCluess/sta…
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there are concentration camps at the border twitter.com/TheDemocrats/s…
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just multiplied 8 x 12 without a calculator
