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me: omg it’s september
my calendar: t.co/vkKUCCqtLH
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i remember favoriting tweets abt this like “haha MOOD!” i take it back. i want someone in my house. please twitter.com/TheCut/status/…
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he's never heard a black person on the phone with customer service twitter.com/JasonSCampbell…
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bernie brethren, you don’t owe anyone anything. shitpost. be toxic. heal. take time to feel all the feels and self care. then we can maybe have a conversation, if we’re ready
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i’m not american im gay twitter.com/rodentfan69/st…
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trump would shoot 100% but biden would only allow cops to shoot 50% of my body. that’s a 50% improvement. bleeding out from my femoral artery is the kind of change this country needs and i can still have my casket half open which is another win twitter.com/ProudSocialist…
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it’s so wild watching people eat simple ass meals at these outdoor restaurants just admitting to the world they don’t know how to boil rice
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people be like "i miss 70s music :/" then complain doctors are overprescribing amphetamines. which is it
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we tear down girls for trying too hard to be ~quirky~ while saying NOTHING about boys who base their entire personalities off listening to one death grips album and wearing vans
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nate already sending the dont come to school tomorrow texts
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i hate when people say “are you okay” no i’m starved for affection bitch i will kiss you
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i can’t wait until things go back to normal and all i have to worry abt in crowded venues are mass shootings
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my white blood cells preparing to fight coronavirus twitter.com/Marcellomj/sta…
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POV the seniors in the theater department let you come along with them to panera bread bc you got a pretty decent role in the fall play but they don’t think you’re talented so they’re trying to find out how and why twitter.com/peachdropkick/…
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Kylie Jenner The Youngest Person To Refuse Solving The Flint Water Crisis Even Though They Could
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me: hi
person with blue eyes: well in certain light they're more cerulean but more often than not a deep turquoise tinged cyan
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implying tht all
homophobes r
secretly gay
allows str8 people
to blame gay people
for homophobia
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/ づ
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when you go to text someone and you realize you didn’t respond to them three weeks ago
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2020 started with the assassination of an international political figure and threats of nuclear war and that’s just a side plot
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instagram should let you have multiple close friends lists. you know the reason
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dems be like “everyone needs to vote” no y’all need to CHEAT
