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too much “i was gifted in school” discourse and not enough “both my parents worked so i used to be at school until 7pm just waiting with the teachers who would grow more annoyed by the hour” discourse
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does kim kardashian’s iphone still recognize her when she takes her black off
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straight men be having all that ass just to not wipe it
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kanye running for president is one thing but taking nicki off new body... unforgivable
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i just got off work and it’s still light out... might fuck around and be happy
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the fact that bernie is the sole candidate advocating for prisoners’ voting rights makes it really obvious that dems dont view black people as people, just capital. our humanity isnt enough. anytime we’re killed by the state they throw up our resume + CV to explain why it’s bad
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people will be “woke” but love their dads... sis that’s the patriarchy
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minnie found herself a bi king who would let her pop a fingie and mickey was pressed twitter.com/dieworkwear/st…
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me in the corner of a small hang out trying to play off being high as shit off like three hits, ranking my personality flaws & how they affect my relationships while fighting the suspicion tht everyone thinks im dumb as is just being nice to me out of pity twitter.com/sunnytheon/sta…
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say what you will but Biden is by far the most qualified republican candidate twitter.com/thehill/status…
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if we want to ban domestic abusers from having access to guns we would have to abolish the police
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fellas is it gay to see a doctor twitter.com/_YoungCR7/stat…
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thank god he was in his car seat twitter.com/2Cool2BIog/sta…
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mcdonalds: *forgets 3rd ketchup packet*
suburban mom with a blonde highlighted shoulder length bob and bedazzled sunglasses in a pt cruiser: twitter.com/seanspicer/sta…
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these people should sign a waiver deprioritizing themselves for hospital beds twitter.com/patkiernan/sta…
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fellas is it gay to have sex with a woman for more than two minutes twitter.com/2Blvnt/status/…
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good morning which parent are we realizing we’re slowly becoming today
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so when you get your wisdom teeth removed do the holes close up like a pierced ear or are the gussies permanent
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idk how the fuck joe biden is about to get on TV sunday and tell us medicare 4 all is unrealistic
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:15 is not sitting right with my spirit clayton t.co/ifspxc0ttM
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idk how people look at me crazy for still wearing a mask in manhattan where it smells like shit took a shit
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teacher in this park just yelled “JAYDEN!” and three different target ad looking mixed kids froze in their tracks
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someone at work just asked me to do my job i’m literally shaking
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snooki getting punched in the face on jersey shore was the modern stabbing of julius cesar and the beginning of the fall of the american empire
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this level of cruelty over $5.50 twitter.com/AchmatX/status…
