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i forget that most people in media didn’t actually grow up in policed communities and that’s why so many of you are on the tl riding blue dick like a smurf
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can we get a thread going of influencers posting pro-property / anti-protest cringe so we have a list of people to cyberbully, as a treat
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euphoria season 3 when cassie is pregnant w nate's baby and nate frees then seduces fezco to get back at lexi for the play (the baby is actually mckay's)
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film majors be like fuck i gotta do nothing by friday
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thinking about how lawns could be gardens. fuck lawns
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mfs be like “thats a placebo effect” i just created free drugs by simply being stupid why are you so negative
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All this Cancel Culture. What’s Next? Student Loans
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if they have on high waisted pants with the shirt tucked in they’re bi until further notice
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being vaccinated does NOT mean you can meet up with your childhood love at his diner while he cooks you a meal then drives you home to wrap his arms around you, holding all your pieces together after you confess you broke yourself for him
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paying back student loans
- hard
- not fun
- impossible
waiting for the apocalypse
- easy
- fun memes along the way
- increasingly likely
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refusing to call white men who commit mass murder terrorists is based off the false idea that white men are the Truest Americans and therefore only act in the country’s best interests and have no political motivations to attack it xoxo gossip girl
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yall will have imposter syndrome over shit youre actually good at but confidently put "proficient in excel" on your resume
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my organs watching me take medication on an empty stomach with cold brew
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i used to be the one defending kanye AGAINST white supremacists and now white supremacists are defending kanye against ME
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we already know yall are gna use it to kill poor people you can stop pretending twitter.com/ValaAfshar/sta…
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retail and service workers who openly scroll thru their phone on the job are anti-capitalist legends
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do y’all actually think police literally STOP crimes like someone is about to rob you and a cop disguised as a garbage reveals himself and chases The Bad Guy away
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the tweets people got off are literally what made them allow me back lol. thank you all so much
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garden (say it like dat) - sza twitter.com/ygvanes/status…
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me after sending 2 emails twitter.com/storiesofpeopi…
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looking directly into the sun during a solar eclipse can raise your intelligence by 30 points but it only works for white supremacists
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shouts out to all the depressed people who made it through 2017 we did THAT
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i better not see any of u being happy today. aint shit sweet
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low income family: h-
health twitter: this can of organic fava beans is only $8.99 and ezekiel bread is only $10.00. “too expensive” is a myth eat ur bean sandwiches poories
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the way islam was right abt statues and covering your face
