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but foreal, we leaving sex negativity in 2017. heaux if you want to. be celibate if you want to. be kinky if you want to. have perfectly still missionary if you want to. do it for cash or do it for free. no one is "clean" or "unclean." body counts only count if someone died
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when you tweet about men being trash while dating a man
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i love a two for one sale twitter.com/bgr/status/907…
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we’re all on the same page that the past four years are the Real America not just a fluke right
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democrats spent the entire campaign hand wringing about what white moderates would think and then. white women voted for trump even more and the election was ultimately decided by the black organizers whose politic they said were unrealistic and would lose the election
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me: *logs onto facebook*
person from high school:
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straight men put on a button up shirt with pineapples and lose they morals
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germany italy and japan after signing the berlin pact and forming the axis powers
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its a beautiful day to idealize another person and project your own fantasies of who they could be, setting yourself up for inevitable disappointment once you find out they are a sentient human and not just a construction of your imagination and its desperate attempts for control
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brands in 2016: Frito Lays? More like Fleek-o-Hayyyyyyyyys!!
brands in ‘19: Hegemony creates a panoptic hyperviolence in which no otherized person can escape. This permaviolence whittles away at the Other’s humanity, making them cyborgs of The State. That’s why here at Gushers,
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they told me not to eat before surgery but i couldn’t resist…
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i really hope he introduces himself as musical guest and then runs to the stage twitter.com/nbcsnl/status/…
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single 20 somethings will have 45 plants in their apartment like “i’m so lonely 😭” no u not you have aphids
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The cats in Cats (2019) will have realistic spiked penises
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you live within a 10 mile radius of each other and ur subtweeting just go fight
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2009 is the most iconic year of pop singles of in 21st century... kiss me thru the phone, obsessed, single ladies, day n night, paparazzi, heartless, live your life, use somebody, she wolf, viva la vida, i kissed a girl, birthday sex, party in the u.s.a, nicki's verse on bedrock
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straight white men getting into comedy
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me trying to stay awake on benadryl
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Hereditary (2018) twitter.com/Its_Eastside/s…
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wild how every police killing cops will say "we thought he had a gun we had to shoot him" then see a guy with a gun walking into a school like "right this way sir"
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You’re not “letting the dishes soak”. You’re an adult. Stop lying to yourself.
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the tik tok algorithm is so good that i told them not to show me anyone videos from this guy and they started showing me videos of him getting bullied
