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can’t believe rich parents actually pay for their kids to get into college instead of traumatizing them just enough to have a good admissions essay like mine did
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If i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. No i didn’t ❤️ twitter.com/jepence/status…
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tag me in a “10 black people who matter ❤️” chain and i’m breaking quarantine to beat your ass
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me in the shower about to pass out but refusing to turn the temp down cus i need the water scalding
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lot of white vegans On Here talking abt how the chinese are evil for how they eat animals. y’all invented the atlantic slave trade
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racism is not a mental illness. it is a choice. unlike being a Barb, which is a mix of genetic predisposition and environmental factors
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“Be nice to racist people — MLK” — white people on mlk day
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getting caught in a public restroom with another man then getting sent to a psych ward and lobotomized ❤️❤️❤️❤️ twitter.com/austinblakeeee…
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lil black man flamethrowing a confederate flag wielding nazi twitter.com/shiku___/statu…
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straight men be like im not sexist my girlfriend is a woman
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nancy reagan having the best throat game in hollywood feels like a lana del rey lyric but it's not. it's american history
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this isn’t funny. italians only lay on the floor with a bowl of pasta when they a are a extremely stressed a twitter.com/joeymonda/stat…
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i’m happy joe biden picked kamala bc my younger brother stole my favorite pair of pants and has not given it back. he will be dealt with
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i will be the first queer senator of color to vogue while gutting education funding
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can someone explain to me how that dude in philly holding a hospital ransom & demanding the city pay him to use it doest qualify as domestic terror / mass manslaughter / some illegal shit idk???? like i understand this country has no soul but this is so on the nose
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being attracted to men means at some point in your life you've pretended to be interested in watching someone play video games
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dam we really just out here being born, meeting people and developing attachments with varying degrees of intimacy then dying in this bitch
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we are the daughters of the witches you couldn’t burn twitter is shaking twitter.com/pink_leninade/…
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people actually seem to think i’m joking my about being half italian, here’s my dad
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DO NOT VOTE FOR PARIS HILTON! A VOTE FOR PARIS HILTON IS SPLITTING THE DEMOCRAT VOTE AND A VOTE FOR TRUMP twitter.com/ParisHilton/st…
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i'm scared to turn straight again at midnight
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imagining straight people getting their heads caught in 6 pack plastic rings
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“i can’t go home for the holidays” y’all LOVE appropriating queer culture
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how much did you get for your ppp loan again twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…
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the first person who ate a pineapple was fucking insane
