2076
Be considered “totally f*****g hopeless” by Boris Johnson of all people:
theguardian.com/politics/2021/…
2078
These figures are remarkable. In a room of 100 voters, if you asked anyone who thinks Johnson hasn’t lied to stand up, 92 of them would remain sitting. And the Conservatives are going to ask them to vote for him!
2079
The other day someone had a theory that Johnson is mentioning children’s characters as a bet; I’m starting to think they could be onto something… twitter.com/PippaCrerar/st…
2080
This was on 22nd December 2020. 425 people from across the UK died with covid-19 according to that day’s figures.
england.nhs.uk/statistics/wp-…
2081
Incredibly, there’s more. This time he insists it can’t be a social gathering because people haven’t changed from their “work suits” - turns out these rules were a hell of a lot more nuanced than they let on twitter.com/TimesRadio/sta…
2083
Not sure what the headline writer means by fake though…
2084
@bbceurovision I’m willing to be the UK’s entry next year, if you’d like to actually try and win this thing
2085
Strong “have a photo taken with them for your Nan so she knows you’ve got her present” vibes
(Picture Andrew Parsons)
2086
For those asking, Dilyn’s here too. Man can’t even command loyalty from his dog.
2087
These are the candidates at the result. I’m also not making this up. UK politics is weird.
2088
Might cause some issues for Hollywood casting agents… twitter.com/charleshymas/s…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.