1876
An excellent suggestion from Brendan. A number of MPs follow me on here and I’d like to thank them all for the work they do on behalf of their constituents twitter.com/MrBrendanCox/s…
1877
Forget the bowl, I’m going to need a really big plate! twitter.com/BBCWorld/statu…
1879
Must have missed this... twitter.com/coldwarsteve/s…
1880
The security services said it was a risk. Boris Johnson personally intervened. Lebedev become Lord of Siberia.
1881
At least the bailiffs know they can take the wallpaper... twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
1883
I talk less in real life... t.co/7yGxFsYApP
1884
How long does it take to translate “Blah, Blah, Blah” into a dozen languages? An opportunity we couldn’t afford to waste, wasted. twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
1886
Blimey, the Conservatives are already selling a souvenir programme for the leadership election… Oh, silly me, that’s for their last leadership election shop.conservatives.com/liz-truss-cand…
1887
England squad enjoying a “work event” #PMQs
1888
There are no words to describe the depths to which some are willing to resort. Their hatred will always be beaten by our love for each other. They are weak. We are united. twitter.com/BBCNWT/status/…
1889
Friends across Europe (and, bizarrely, Australia): reply with pictures of your feline friends enjoying #Eurovision with you tonight
1890
Common sense is not a magic shield that will save us in these uncommon times. Please listen to the experts and be suspicious of politicians who tell you it’s safe to get back into the water…
1891
Magnificent. twitter.com/kl_coop/status…
1892
Don’t worry, I’ll let you all know when Johnson receives his fine twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
1893
Vi sørger over tapene dine som vi ville ha våre egne
1894
This new artificial intelligence drawing tool is rubbish. I asked it for pictures of a Boris Johnson scarecrow and it just sent me pictures of Boris Johnson… Oh.
1895
Parents who are there for their children should indeed be praised
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-558696…
1896
Supreme: Adjective “Very great or the greatest.”
Going to have to have a word with the dictionary people…
1897
CAT CHECK: Kemi Badenoch is a government minister. A journalist sent her a question; rather than reply she accused the journalist of spreading “disinformation”. The journalist had published nothing. twitter.com/KemiBadenoch/s…
1898
Rules are for other people… twitter.com/guardiannews/s…
1899
Even when they get sacked they fall upwards… twitter.com/bbclaurak/stat…
1900
That’ll be a yes then. Pictures to leak around an hour after the Sue Gray report I’d imagine. twitter.com/AdamBienkov/st…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.