2026
If you’re wondering why Zahawi’s finally been removed from government, here’s your answer: It’s been revealed that Sunak knew about his tax issues before appointing him so he’s now desperate for people to stop asking questions
theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/j…
2027
While it’s obviously good that Zahawi has finally been removed from office, here are some things that aren’t so good:
1. Despite sacking him, Sunak told Zahawi he should be “extremely proud”
2. Zahawi will be entitled to £16,876 of compensation for being sacked in disgrace
2028
3. Zahawi will remain as an MP and will be paid £84,144 to represent the people of Stratford-on-Avon until the Tories decide to hold the next election
4. Despite an investigation confirming that Zahawi had made serious breaches of the code he’d agreed to, he hasn’t apologised…
2029
Today in how not to politician by Rishi Sunak: twitter.com/MrHarryCole/st…
2030
Everywhere has been impacted by the pandemic. Everywhere has been impacted by Putin’s war. What do you think makes the UK different? twitter.com/EdConwaySky/st…
2031
My good pal @PoliticalPics captured this photo of me earlier. If you’re wondering who I’m hiding from, it was a cabinet meeting so take your pick!
2032
January is over, the clocks go forward next month and Spring is on its way. One long cat nap should do it!
2033
Don’t believe the rumours twitter.com/LightHackers/s…
2034
Maths really isn’t Sunak’s strongpoint - the very latest he can hold a general election is in 722 days (24th January 2025). If he waits that long it will only be because he will already be certain of losing
2037
The same enthusiasm for this comeback as there would be for polio making a return twitter.com/MhariAurora/st…
2041
Titanic Captain: I was never given a realistic chance to reach New York in record time twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
2042
If ACME did politicians twitter.com/SmoothDunk/sta…
2043
Kendi ölümlerimiz gibi bu ölümlerin yasını tutuyoruz
2044
We mourn your losses as we would our own
bbc.co.uk/news/live/6453…
2045
The government might be sinking fast, but there’s always time to rearrange the deckchairs twitter.com/PippaCrerar/st…
2046
Keeping my ear close to the ground… (photo @LightHackers)
2047
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky arrives at Number 10, then the photographers spot me…
2048
@ZelenskyyUa A pleasure to meet you today. I’ve instructed Sunak to give you all available assistance
2049
My pal @LightHackers knocking on to let me in. Night all x
2050
They should put this on stamp.
(Photo @LightHackers)
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.