2001
Open for a surprise…
(Photo @imageplotter)
2002
Where I lead, others follow twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
2003
Has your train been cancelled again? Not to worry, just get someone else to pay for a private jet for you:
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…
2004
Tory MP confirms the unreliable trains are good enough for you (the Tories recently extended Avanti’s contract) but not for Rishi Sunak
2005
Checking if it’s still January. Unfortunately it is. twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
2006
Conservative election slogan: Taxes are for the little people.
theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/j…
2007
It seems I’m living with a repeat offender… twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
2008
Always ready for my close-up
(Video @LightHackers)
2009
2010
Do something with enough confidence and others will follow…
2011
Happy new year / 新年快樂 to all those celebrating; the year of the rabbit is upon us!
2012
There’s a nasty smell around Downing Street tonight; not sure if it’s the stench of corruption or what I just did in Rishi Sunak’s shoe…
2013
This thread from a tax lawyer is important reading. You’ll learn that Tory Chairman Nadhim Zahawi has been repeatedly saying things which have demonstrably not been true. There’s a word for that… twitter.com/DanNeidle/stat…
2014
Not to worry, I’m sure it’s only the one member of this Conservative government who’s failed to pay the tax they owe. Oh. twitter.com/BenKentish/sta…
2015
The choice of photo here is somewhat personally concerning… twitter.com/outbreakupdate…
2016
Wishing a happy Burns Night to all my friends celebrating the immortal bard #BurnsNight
2017
Apparently Nadhim Zahawi still hasn’t resigned. Rishi Sunak is looking worried that he might have to do something…
2018
This is not photoshopped.
thecritic.co.uk/the-incredible…
2019
Still January… twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
2020
Rishi Sunak and his cabinet are having an “away day” at his country mansion Chequers. Apparently they’re discussing why they’re so unpopular. They could have just stayed here and asked me!
2021
Anyone got any requests while I’m running the country?
2022
Wake up Rishi I think I got somethin' to say to you… twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
2023
78 years ago Auschwitz was liberated. More than one million children, women and men were murdered there as part of the Holocaust. A dark lesson of history; humanity owes it to each of the victims to ensure it will never happen again. #HolocaustMemorialDay
2024
Tory Chancellor Jeremy Hunt: People should be more optimistic and positive about the UK economy.
Counterpoint: twitter.com/JimPethokoukis…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.