1926
On the 10th day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 10 Lords a-leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids a-milking, 7 swans a-swimming, 6 geese a-laying, 5 GOLD RINGS, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtledoves and a partridge in a pear tree. Lord lept on a hen; feathers everywhere
1927
On the 11th day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 11 pipers piping, 10 Lords a-leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids a-milking, 7 swans a-swimming, 6 geese a-laying, 5 GOLD RINGS, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtledoves and a partridge in a pear tree. Music aids digestion.
1928
Welcome to the team Dave x twitter.com/PA/status/1601…
1929
It’s snowing in London - make sure your humans have at least a month of snack and food supplies. twitter.com/Number10cat/st…
1930
I hope nobody sets up a Twitter account pretending to be Dave the cat; that would be so lame… twitter.com/PA/status/1601…
1931
Oh the weather outside is frightful
Central heating would be delightful
But since it costs too much dough
Oh no snow! Oh no snow! Oh no snow!
Tories show no signs of helping
And tell you to quit your yelping
Keep your lights turned way down low
Oh no snow! Oh no snow! Oh no snow!
1932
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 12 drummers drumming, 11 pipers piping, 10 Lords a-leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids a-milking, 7 swans a-swimming, 6 geese a-laying, 5 GOLD RINGS, 4 collie birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtledoves and a partridge in a pear tree…
1933
The only explanation for this response from Musk is that he’s hired Smithers twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…
1934
Sometimes withdrawing your labour is the last option available to you. I’ve been doing it for around a decade now. twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
1935
“O hear us when we cry to Thee
For those in Peril on the sea”
Anyone who’s actions or rhetoric ultimately led to this tragedy must now live with the consequences of that terrible responsibility. twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
1936
Best bit of TV all year twitter.com/scottygb/statu…
1937
My very good friend Elizabeth is looking for suggestions for cat charities for a Christmas gift x twitter.com/ElizabethRadcl…
1938
Second best bit of TV all year twitter.com/scottygb/statu…
1939
These photos are of nurses today in Belfast, Bristol, Swansea and Liverpool. Their profession doesn’t take action like this lightly. You clapped for them, now it’s time for the government to pay them fairly.
1940
Not a surprise that all of this money is from speeches given abroad; can’t imagine many people in this country wanting to hear another word from him, let alone paying to be subjected to it.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…
1941
What a coincidence; I also had a Robin for breakfast… twitter.com/JeffOvers/stat…
1942
At least that “mini-budget” is starting to make sense… twitter.com/Annaisaac/stat…
1944
Wishing a happy and peaceful Hanukkah to all of my followers who are celebrating x
1945
Oliver Dowden’s publicly funded salary is £151,649. That’s 700% of the starting salary of a Band 2 nurse.
1946
There’s always a tweet… twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…
1947
Has anyone seen Rishi Sunak? He said he was popping out “for a break” but that was nearly a week ago and nobody’s answering the phones and it feels like someone should be trying to fix the mess they’ve created…
1948
Who would make a better boss of Twitter?
1949
Name a more iconic pair. I’ll wait. twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
1950
Today is the #WinterSolstice in the Northern hemisphere. That means it’s the shortest day of the year. More time napping for us cats!
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.