1901
@DouglasKMurray “Quite the opposite” suggests you believe that the UK electorate has, at some point, voted for the ‘whiteness’ of the population to increase: when do you think that happened?
1902
Turns out cats can hear dog whistles too…
1903
Ledge on the ledge… twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
1904
I don’t just sit on anyone’s lap! twitter.com/imageplotter/s…
1905
On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree. Ate it.
1906
Not my patch…
thelondoneconomic.com/politics/mouse…
1907
On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Ate them.
1909
Time for me to go international? twitter.com/NYCMayor/statu…
1911
On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Ate them.
1912
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. They’re not calling anymore; ate them.
1913
Cuts to wages are unfair at Christmas. twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
1914
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Anyone want to swap some gold rings for something I can eat?
1915
Great, now I have guilt. twitter.com/Gizmodo/status…
1916
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, six geese a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Made goose, calling bird, French hen, turtle dove, partridge & pear omelette. Ate it.
1917
My pal @imageplotter caught me looking cute:
1918
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me, seven swans a-swimming, six geese a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. They’re not a-swimming anymore; ate them.
1919
The King and I. And Sunak. twitter.com/PjrFoto/status…
1920
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming, six geese a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Good gift, needed some milk to wash down the birds
1921
On the 9th day of Christmas my true love sent to me, nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming, six geese a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Back of ladies-the birds are mine
1922
CAT ADVISORY NOTICE: It’s currently 0c in London; all cats are instructed to get inside, find the warmest spot in the house and remain there until Spring. Instructions for humans on how frequently to provide meals and snacks will follow.
1923
If you’re not furious then you’re not paying attention:
theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/d…
1925
He’s hiding. twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.