1451
In times of crisis and uncertainty, some words to live by:
(courtesy of @MsFuddleDuddle)
1452
I should have known that he’d balls it up twitter.com/Number10cat/st…
1453
Not to overly concern my friends in the States, but Boris Johnson was born in New York so don’t be surprised if he runs to be US President one day…
1454
I’ve made sure Boris Johnson’s new work uniform is ready; anybody got a broom I can borrow? #BorisTheCaretaker
1455
To my friends in Japan, I’m so very sorry to read about this dreadful incident. Gun crime leaves devastation and darkness wherever there are people loathsome enough to resort to it. My love to you all x
1456
Morning Charlie! twitter.com/BBCBreakfast/s…
1458
We mourn your loss as we would our own
bbc.co.uk/news/world-asi…
1459
No point playing the lottery this week, Starmer’s bound to have the winning ticket twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
1460
@Keir_Starmer Do you like cats? Asking for a friend…
1462
My pal @KyleBarr5 has written about my role in the last few days. Enjoy.
gizmodo.com/boris-johnson-…
1463
Boris Johnson has stayed in his pyjamas all day muttering “what’s the point?” - unfortunately that’s not unusual for a Friday… #kitileaks
1464
Not sure what the headline writer means by fake though…
1466
You’ll already have seen this picture of Conservative minister Andrea Jenkyns giving the finger to the public. I can reveal that she’s not swearing at them, just confirming the number of weeks she’ll be in the role.
1467
Lord Hannan is famously wrong a lot, so even by his standards this is impressive. Johnson is known to be incredibly tight-fisted, he sacked Michael Gove because of a long standing grudge, is maliciously briefing against Sunak and his Brexit deal is in shreds. An attrocious record
1468
Given the calibre of people standing it’s becoming apparent that I need a veto on my new lodger. This is too important a decision to leave in the hands of Conservative MPs and members, just look at their last choice. twitter.com/guardian/statu…
1469
The next example of disgraceful behaviour is only ever hours away. Keeping this man in a position of power should be unthinkable. twitter.com/Gabriel_Pogrun…
1470
The people you pay to answer questions from the media have nothing to say, except that you shouldn’t be interested in Boris Johnson trying to get jobs for people he’s having affairs with. twitter.com/Gabriel_Pogrun…
1471
Worst series of The Apprentice ever. twitter.com/BBCScotlandNew…
1472
He didn’t even manage another 10 months.
1473
Person who took this video = The British public
Avalanche = Culture wars nonsense generated by candidates to lead the Conservative Party
1474
The last week has aged me. twitter.com/imageplotter/s…
1475
11 candidates to be the next Conservative Prime Minister and none of them talking about the things that actually matter:
- How many cat treats an hour?
- Is it possible squeeze in an extra meal between breakfast and brunch?
- A guarantee on tummy rubs?
The public demand to know!
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.