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My good friends @Reuters have put together this video to celebrate my decade in Downing Street #Larryversary
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No, these aren’t three confused lawyers... twitter.com/Battersea_/sta…
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Been waiting all day for Johnson to give me my anniversary present... still waiting. #Larryversary
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I know Twitter isn’t always a friendly place, but I want to say thanks for showing me the best of it with the love you’ve given me on here for 10 years - it means the world to me x
(Pic Justin Tallis - AFP)
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A reminder that sometimes our history needs changing: bbc.co.uk/news/uk-560790…
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It’s Pancake Day; Boris Johnson is a tosser
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For lent this year I’ve given up standing...
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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Lots of people are pointing out that the EU Human Rights Act doesn’t exist but there’s another important point here: what rights does Nigel think YOU don’t deserve?
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My friend @AK_Hevonen has produced this stunning portrait of me - the mouse clearly quaking in terror!
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Turns out Gove is a fan of unelected bureaucrats being handed power...
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@NASAPersevere If you find Ted Cruz up there, send him home...
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Expect Liz Truss to announce a trade deal with the Martians tomorrow... twitter.com/NASAPersevere/…
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This is why I don’t bother to learn their names. twitter.com/Steven_Swinfor…
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People asking me if Boris Johnson is taking part in #LoveYourPetDay - I’m not his pet; I’m his line manager.
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If the UK’s track and trace system was a plane engine:
twitter.com/michaelagiulia…
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It really is like living with an ill-disciplined 7 year old sometimes...
metro.co.uk/2021/02/21/bor…
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Let’s have a Monday morning check-in of feline home office supervisors - reply below with a picture of what your cat’s currently doing to help you work:
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Boris Johnson’s fly is down - should I tell him before the press conference?
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20 seconds into his prepared speech and Boris Johnson is quoting the Hunger Games. That bodes well.
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Boris Johnson: “I can’t guarantee that it will be irreversible, but that’s the intention”
If you can’t guarantee it, then it’s not irreversible, it’s reversible. That’s how words work.
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This new version of Worzel Gummidge is rubbish.
#DowningStreetBriefing
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#DowningStreetBriefing
“He’s been wrong three times already so by law of averages we might actually be alright this time.”
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I must be the only pet in the world annoyed at how much hair my human leaves on the furniture...
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.