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If you didn’t have their back then, don’t claim to have it now…
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Lee Anderson was born in 1967; turns out it was him holding the England team back all these years.
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@LozzaFox You called them “virtue signalling babies” a few hours ago Laurence. While I appreciate this bandwagon suddenly looks attractive to you, I’m afraid you’ve tried to join too late and fallen flat on your face. twitter.com/Number10cat/st…
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“It‘s time for people to get back into the office”
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A reminder that Boris Johnson has previously named Mayor Vaughn as his political hero. Seriously.
politics.co.uk/news/2011/10/1…
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The pupils @EtchingHillCE have a message for the world ahead of the #Euro2020 final tomorrow. Gold star for the kids who made the apostrophe x
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Football didn’t come home, but I have twitter.com/ChrisMasonBBC/…
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For the politicians condemning the racist abuse of England players: They told you that there was a problem and rather than help them, you became part of the problem. Do better.
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A message for three lions:
@MarcusRashford
@Sanchooo10
@BukayoSaka87
You’ve each made your country proud through your actions over the last few weeks and months. You have our love, respect and support and you always will x
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Literally one rule for them and another rule for everyone else. So very wrong. twitter.com/paulwaugh/stat…
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The Downing Street resident everyone wants a picture with twitter.com/ianandmj/statu…
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Bonne Fête Nationale le 14 Julliet to my friends from France
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Today Boris Johnson is reading out a speech to explain what “levelling up” actually means. It will be full of specific targets and commitments and lay out a detailed… nah, just kidding, it‘s the usual nonsensical waffle.
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Wir betrauern eure Verluste wie unsere eigenen
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Ain’t that the truth… twitter.com/tes/status/141…
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Health Secretary Sajid Javid has tested positive for Covid-19; on Wednesday he visited a care home for a photo opportunity.
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#kitileaks Nigel is going to present a daytime show on a minor TV channel. He was offered the job in desperation after I turned them down.
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The rules they make are for other people… twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
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Please reply with things you were unable to do because you followed the rules on self-isolating and weren’t “randomly selected” for a pilot scheme. It’s important these sacrifices are shared.
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“Larry, why are you crapping in my shoes?”
“Pilot scheme”
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Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak won’t be isolating.
*a very short amount of time later*
Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak will be isolating.
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.