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Good news and bad news for 18 year olds positing racist and sexist abuse on social media.
The bad news is that you sport will be embarrassed by you.
The good news is that the Conservative Party won’t be, so a career in politics beckons.
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ZOMBIE INVASION ON DOWNING STREET!!!
False alarm, it’s just Hancock being weird.
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The fluffiest thing you’ll see today twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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This is my face for when Boris Johnson does something stupid. twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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It’s obviously now government policy to now take to Twitter to stoke up “culture wars” - while these well paid men, who work for you, are commenting on cricket and decorations, they’re not working on things that are, you know, actually important
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That’s my exercise done for the day. twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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Boris Johnson is meeting Joe Biden today #G7
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The little girl is sad because she had heard a clown was visiting her school this afternoon and this isn’t what she’d pictured…
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BJ: “Nonsensical waffle with unnecessary Latin thrown in”
JB: “Don’t they speak English here?!”
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My spy is in position… twitter.com/Peston/status/…
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#kitileaks Further easing of lockdown in England to be delayed by at least a month. The government ballsed it up. Again. Sorry (that apology is from me, but you’re due one from them)
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The world is watching…
nytimes.com/2021/06/11/opi…
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“Think we’re onto a winner here. Play it nice and cool son, nice and cool, know what I mean…”
Johnson proceeds to fall through gap in the stage
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England have won their first match at a Euros for the first time ever - it’s coming home!
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Joe Biden was 8 years old when the Queen first met a sitting US President.
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Watch until the end for a surprise…
(video @GreenhalghSarah)
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I’m so sorry that you’ve already had to give up so much and are now being asked to give up more. You have been failed by those whose duty it is to protect you. This is necessary because of a variant that was allowed in while they looked away. twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
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Doesn’t this just fill you with confidence?
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“He’s had enough chances; I’m taking over.” #lockdownextension
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Still got eight lives left... twitter.com/BBCNWT/status/…
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Throwing shade like a boss
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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Cats gonna cat twitter.com/jdpoc/status/1…
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This is like the bit in Jurassic Park when the T-Rex fights the raptors: you’re not supporting either because they’ve killed lots of people, but it’s fun to watch them attack each other from a distance twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.