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Police hunting for leads in the case of who left a “little present” in Liz Truss’ shoe…
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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Update:
- Conservative MPs have now picked Rishi Sunak, who lost the leadership election a couple of months ago
- They’re promising to unite behind him, despite not wanting him a leader
- They won’t.
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Rishi Sunak is off to see the King; unclear if it’s to be appointed Prime Minister or if Charles would like to borrow some money
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Matt Hancock won’t be holding his breath for a spot in the cabinet…
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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg @RishiSunak Did Bust stand for “Bust a move to get behind the actual winner”?
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I mean, sure he was recently rejected in an actual election and had the bright idea of subsidising people to eat indoors while an airborne virus was killing tens of thousands of people, but, you know, lobster and caviar.
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To the best of my knowledge Rishi Sunak will be the first Prime Minister who can magically change the colour of ring binders…
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Finally some good news for the people of Tunbridge Wells; at last a Prime Minister who will stand up for them instead of people living in deprived areas…
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I really don’t want to know what the photographer was trying to get a picture of… twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
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Rishi Sunak is becoming Prime Minister. His family is loaded so caviar and lobster on the menu for me from tomorrow.
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For any of my friends unfamiliar with Diwali who would like to know more, my friends @BBCNewsround have made this excellent explainer: bbc.co.uk/newsround/1545…
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Wishing my friends around the world who are celebrating an enjoyable and enriching Diwali 🪔
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Emphasis on the abroad. twitter.com/RishiSunak/sta…
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Told you so… twitter.com/Number10cat/st…
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Thanks a lot Boris, this lot are in tears now…
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Boris Johnson is out. Those 100 MPs who were definitely, absolutely, positively backing him will be devastated.
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And you’d better believe that he ain’t the only one. Luckily my pal @ConorGogarty kept receipts: twitter.com/ConorGogarty/s…
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108 days since telling Boris Johnson he had to resign, Nadhim Zahawi is now calling on him to come back. Not hard to see how the country is in such a state with these people in charge.
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Boris Johnson finally meeting the standards required… of eleven year olds. Demand better. twitter.com/Steven_Swinfor…
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The Tory party are the partner of a serial adulterer who keeps promising to change; they are weak and enthralled so keep accepting the lie and welcoming them back. Their fatal problem is they then hoist the cheater on the entire public, who can see his pants around his ankles…
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Boris Johnson has been on holiday in the Caribbean while he should have been representing the people of Uxbridge in parliament and helping them at surgeries, but he’s returned early to convince Tory MPs that he’s changed. And some of them will believe him.
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.