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Far be it from me tell my American friends how to vote, but I find the following rule useful: If a party has attempted to overthrow an election because they didn’t like the result, don’t reward them by giving them a result they’ll like.
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And can you ask if he’d be willing to swap? twitter.com/jackmalvern/st…
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Let me be clear, that’s not me saying this is a parody account. These tweets are all typed by my own paws, as they have been right from the start.
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First they came for the parody accounts… and I was pretty shocked, because there are actual Nazis on this platform that should probably be dealt with first. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…
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Me too. Either the bots have developed a love for cat pictures and popular crime novels written by tall people, or old Musky sacked the people that knew how to prevent this… twitter.com/richardosman/s…
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@elonmusk But imcatanation remains permissible?
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You can have “free speech” to post conspiracy theories or you can have accuracy, but you can’t have both. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…
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417 years ago today a gang led by Robert Catesby and including Guy Fawkes attempted to destroy parliament. In their memory the Conservative Party now attempt the same most weeks. #BonfireNight
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To answer some of your questions:
- No I’m not “Rishi Sunak’s cat”
- I live here permanently, politicians are temporary residents
- Some of them very temporary
- I agree, he’s not off to a great start
- No, I’ve not found his wallet. Yet.
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It’s a good thing he hasn’t agreed to be on a TV show or he might have been suspended by the Conservative Party too… twitter.com/GeorgeGreenwoo…
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It is an absolute disgrace that the last Labour government has inflicted this on the Conservatives after 12 years in power… twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
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There’s life in the old cat yet! twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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The facts are crystal clear: the UK has a below average number of asylum applications based on our size. This “crisis” is (yet another) failure of government to handle the routine.
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My pal @StefanRousseau caught me looking particularly resplendent this afternoon
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Some of us saw this coming… twitter.com/Number10cat/st…
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Things you can’t do and remain a Tory MP:
Appear on a TV show
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…
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Be considered “totally f*****g hopeless” by Boris Johnson of all people:
theguardian.com/politics/2021/…
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Things you can do and remain a Tory MP:
Have an affair with an aide who you’ve appointed, breaking covid social-distancing rules you’ve been a part of creating
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…
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Public service announcement for whoever needs to hear it: The United Kingdom isn’t being invaded. Anyone saying it is owes the people of Ukraine an apology and should be ignored.
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Happy Halloween x twitter.com/DontShowYourCa…
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I have a very smart new scratching post! twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.