2002
Angela Richardson, Guilford
“It also seems as though there are further questions to which we do not yet have the answer, because of the Metropolitan Police investigation”.
2003
Putin orders supplies of Battenberg to the front line twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
2005
Translation: “Of course breaking the law is against the ministerial code. Are you mad?” twitter.com/Steven_Swinfor…
2006
In all seriousness conversion “therapy” is abhorrent and has no place in a modern society. Boris Johnson knows that. I know he knows that because he called it abhorrent in 2020. What changed?
gaytimes.co.uk/life/boris-joh…
2007
What happened to waiting for Sue Gray to deliver her report before coming to conclusions?
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…
2008
Though he’ll do him a friend’s discount - £2.5m rather than the usual £3m twitter.com/GdnPolitics/st…
2009
“That the Subjects which are Protestants may have Arms for their Defence suitable to their Conditions and as allowed by Law”
This sentence is from the Bill of Rights.
2011
The latest Conservative strategy is to call the US President stupid. Can practically smell that trade deal… twitter.com/Alan_McGuinnes…
2012
Another really important campaign from my good friends @CatsProtection - please have a look at what they’re trying to do to solve this problem twitter.com/CatsProtection…
2013
Campaigning for Conservative votes, a story in three parts:
1. Liz Truss announces that she intends to save “billions” by paying public sector employees less if they live outside the South East of England. Here’s her press release:
2014
I regret to inform you that Conservative MPs have decided that if the system goes against them then the system must be changed. Hopefully they’ll let us know if they decide to do away with elections. twitter.com/AdamBienkov/st…
2015
Boris Johnson, February 2021: “Lockdown easing must be irreversible”
May 2021:
Lockdown easing is reversed
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…
2016
Why would you listen to what a cat thinks about the government’s Bill of Rights Bill? Listen to what experts like Jonathan say instead (spoiler: it’s a mess designed to take rights away from you) twitter.com/SirJJQC/status…
2017
No division between gung ho politicians and anxious scientists, claims gung ho politician flanked by scientists looking anxious…
trib.al/mYE10ZP
2018
An overwhelming majority of UK voters support admitting refugees from Ukraine without a visa. The government has yet to change its policy to reflect this. twitter.com/YouGov/status/…
2019
You may recall that it was Kevin who said Ukrainian refugees could apply to pick crops in the UK. Now he’s referencing a Russian terrorist attack on the UK to excuse us only admitting a minuscule number of those fleeing the Russian invasion of Ukraine. You pay him £113,612 twitter.com/carldinnen/sta…
2021
The people you pay to answer questions from the media have nothing to say, except that you shouldn’t be interested in Boris Johnson trying to get jobs for people he’s having affairs with. twitter.com/Gabriel_Pogrun…
2022
Thank God there’s a news channel willing to provide a platform for ordinary working people with no interest in the Westminster bubble.
2023
A motto for the Conservative Party twitter.com/danielmgmoylan…
2024
Sure the Home Secretary broke the ministerial code, but at least she’s doing a good j... Mother of God.
theguardian.com/politics/2021/…
2025
Arlene Foster trusted Boris Johnson - that never ends well.
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.