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The original formulation of 7up was medicated with fucking lithium until 1948. These people were drunk and doped out of their fucking minds 24/7.
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Still the worst phishing site I've ever seen
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I feel like there should be entire classes on troubleshooting theory and it might be more valuable than virtually anything else you get taught explicitly procedurally. Real "teach someone to fish" stuff. 🤔
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She's ten but the state of Ohio wants her to be a mother
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WINDOWS MVP MASTERCLASS:
Key to solving issues is RESETTING STATE. This is the secret to so much. It's why rebooting often works. But that's just beginning.
Knowing the nuances gives you omnipotent superpowers. I do it often.
I've talked before, but I'm going to re-state😉 it:
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"Why won't anybody host our doxing website" twitter.com/GossiTheDog/st…
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Cyber gaming, as opposed to tabletop gaming – which caused Columbine. twitter.com/andrewkimmel/s…
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In this thread I'm going to describe why you must pick the water bottle because upon it humanity can become a multi-planet species 🧵
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Treating someone as a flawless paragon is not respect. You have stripped away their complexity and volition to act as they see fit, outside your approval. Simply a doll miming your own will until they break the character you've constructed for them. It is humiliating denigration.
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Waterworld 1995: Unimaginable apocalypse
Waterworld 2022: Wow they have walkable cities
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You're young and finding your place and attracted to a circle where this is normal or tolerated. Ask where that plot ends from somebody who's binged this show before. Your elders are not scolding angels, they're seeing you repeat their mistakes and those who entered oblivion.
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Every programmer not using VBA spends their entire life justifying why they don't get actual work done.
You see someone coding VBA? That shit is happening in like 15 more minutes.
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Wait are police an armed gang twitter.com/speechboy71/st…
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Too much of InfoSec is trying to put bandages on hemorrhoids, and then resentfully telling people it would work if only they'd stop pooping.
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Beware those who take threads of societal commentary that seem revelatory to your fresh mind, and weave them into a luge toward your own immolation. Nobody who speaks for hours a day has any insight except exploiting cognitive tricks you don't see yet. That's the real adult shit.
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Feel free to reply to this ad with your thoughts on k1cking your girlfriend 1I7 times and then smothering her and threatening to continue attempting to murder her
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Babe wake up new cultural preservation just dropped twitter.com/cinnmntographe…
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Microsoft has a killteam under Satya with global authority to terminate anyone who reaches 100% understanding of the Registry.
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Cultural note: I'm currently in the endpoint privilege management space – "whitelisting/blacklisting" as a term is absolutely dead. Allowlisting is pervasive now.
This is actually clearer terminology for our global IT Security standards.
Not huge thing but just noting new normal.
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Haha how is Australia real twitter.com/stijnveilig/st…
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Holy shit the first pictures of Linux on the desktop
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My video card driver is asking for 2FA
I think we fucked up
computer security person at a place. former helpdesk. they/them/tay. Microsoft MVP, Client Security @SwiftOnSecurity@infosec.exchange