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My absolute favorite bit of dialog/life-advice ever
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Breaking: Google has discovered its chat bot can pass a Google interview and has been quietly replacing its own staff with itself
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People really be like "oh imagine a society where humans have to be cybernetically enhanced to survive" bro be an American without a car
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EVERY IT JOB DESCRIPTION: MANAGE THESE COMPUTERS
YOU: YAY IM COMPUTER GOOD
EVERY IT JOB ACTUALITY: MANAGE THESE FUCKING PEOPLE
YOU: OH NO IM PEOPLE BAD
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tldr LastPass attackers know your name and billing address and all websites you have saved passwords for, and if your master password isn't sufficiently strong may be possible to brute-force open everything on attacker's machines
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Every League of Legends player acts like they're in prison and it's the only game on the computer
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I'm sorry to report that working in Security is less "bleeding-edge malware research" and more "project manager for people who don't report to you."
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Shouldn't Windows Subsystem for Linux have been called PengWin
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It's worth noting that American emergency room doctors are so good at saving human lives from bullet wounds the US military trains at our hospitals. Many of these people would be dead anywhere else on planet Earth, and will be rendered untold disabilities and lifelong suffering. twitter.com/nytimes/status…
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This may be the greatest tweet physically possible. The thought processes that lead to its creation need to be preserved and studied. The engagement rate must be close to 100%. An incredible exemplar of the highest achievement I did not previously consider attainable. twitter.com/USMC/status/15…
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Russia just got one of the greatest SharePoint admins of all time
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Via Sophos: The cryptocurrency mining botnet embedding code in pictures of Taylor Swift sophos.com/en-us/medialib…
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One of my biggest regrets was not contributing to my 401K with matching employer funds starting when I was 18.
Do NOT fuck this up if you can manage it financially. I've been contributing overtime recently and I'm still in deficit.
Go to your employee portal. Fucking free money
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Web developers need to be launched into the sun
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Except he hasn't a job for years – this is a lie. He's inviting this because it makes you feel good so you put in the work for him, and he's an emotionally immune psychopath skimming free deplorable followers who appreciate his flouting of the world they hate.
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If you're feeling lonely this holiday, just tweet "if you can't push to prod on thanksgiving you're not a real devops" and a whole community of people will keep you company.
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Boosting for anyone else with friends and family with difficulty affording drugs and copay's costplusdrugs.com/medications/ twitter.com/Zakk_Cash/stat…
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Cyber workers: If anyone shows romantic interest in you, it's likely a foreign honeytrap, report to your C-suite immediately. 🫡 They almost got you.
computer security person at a place. former helpdesk. they/them/tay. Microsoft MVP, Client Security @SwiftOnSecurity@infosec.exchange