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Kids growing up on iPads means telling people to press Alt+F4 to unlock infinite ammo is going to start working again
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I cannot emphasize enough to my younger followers that misogyny is not edgy it's serial killer shit twitter.com/washingtonpost…
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The right answer to "why did your friend travel out of state" is "my lawyer says I always need to go through them before talking with police please leave your business card" not a conversation where you mental Jedi trick them.
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That "Google engineer" saying women shouldn't program is trawling for attention for his scam cryptocurrency. There's always a podcast, there's always a newsletter, there's always a con. Their audience is morons and they know how to find them.
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We need to continue threatening people who exist outside of a car twitter.com/0xUID/status/1…
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"Sysadmin"
Link: m.webtoons.com/en/challenge/t…
Their Patreon (NSFW): patreon.com/rizkitsuneki
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NO CYBER NUCLEAR ANYTHING. YOU REINSTALL THAT FLOPPY DRIVE THIS FUCKING INSTANT. twitter.com/ArmsControlWon…
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Don't date anybody in IT who doesn't look at a septic tank maintenance worker and thinks, "wow somebody with an actual job that improves society."
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Furries are fucking decades ahead of Mark Zuckerberg. twitter.com/Tokyozilla/sta…
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@USMC The engineering of this tweet to upset literally every human viewing it is an incredible feat.
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You on Twitter:
"I had ice cream today. 😁"
The replies:
"I'm lactose intolerant please delete this?"
"Here's a video of a calf being taken from its mother by a forklift."
"Dairy truckers are not unionized and routinely have to pay for the mistakes of plant operators."
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Once you understand your computer has 16 cores running at 3GHz and yet doesn't boot up in .2 nanoseconds you understand everything they have taken from you. twitter.com/Lord_Arse/stat…
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LastPass attackers now know all websites you have passwords stored for and the blobs, encrypted only by your master password blog.lastpass.com/2022/12/notice… twitter.com/gabsmashh/stat…
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Basically the CIA lost its most valuable hacking tools and suffered the biggest data breach history because they hired a 10x engineer, made him a server admin on an unmanaged programmer fiefdom network, and allowed him to be a fucking psycho to coworkers
newyorker.com/magazine/2022/…
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Remember if your boss asks you to do something illegal it's because they think you're a sucker not because they trust you
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The Furby source code is public and heavily commented. For example, it turns the microphone off when the motors are running.
archive.org/details/furby-…
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Breaking: Google has discovered its chat bot can pass a Google interview and has been quietly replacing its own staff with itself
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I once saw someone with autism critique neurotypical humor as "lying to eachother for fun then shunning anyone who finds you trustworthy" and I think about that a lot.
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YouTube content creators noticed that making minor errors got them more user interaction, so they started misspelling things on purpose in videos because the algorithm rewards engagement of any kind.
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Shouldn't Windows Subsystem for Linux have been called PengWin
computer security person at a place. former helpdesk. they/them/tay. Microsoft MVP, Client Security @SwiftOnSecurity@infosec.exchange