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Random advice: Turning things off really does fix a lot of stuff, but you're not _leaving_ it off long enough. You've got to wait for the capacitors to drain. Just leave it off for an hour. I've fixed washer and HVAC same way.
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Developer: Our emails aren't getting delivered
Me: Good they shouldn't be you have no DKIM or SPF
Developer: Put in an exception
Me: No
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The Wacom driver in Lenovo's spawns powershell once a minute to see if the Win10 UWP app is installed.
Truly we live in a hell driven by absence of shame nor corrective control to the programmer-class stealing our lives. twitter.com/n3wjack/status…
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Interface designers now use this amount of space to have 2 buttons twitter.com/matttbastard/s…
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The job description of a Security Engineer is just going "what the fuck" and then doing something about it
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Browser extensions are not a fucking collectors item you psychos stop installing them you are installing a remote control portal into every page you open holy shit
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@USMC The engineering of this tweet to upset literally every human viewing it is an incredible feat.
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Next time you think you find some genius on radio or video, try reading a transcript of the remarks in notepad.
It's just total fucking repetitive nonsense. You're being put into a trance. You are the god damn victim you're doing it to yourself. Getting led like a pony. Pathetic.
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PayPal is a deliriously dipshit company victimizing innumerable vulnerable people without recourse through regulatory evasion so whatever they can get fucked on their day in the sun
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Unregulated securities + unregulated banking
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I'm tired of the wounded being treated as the happy option.
The happy option is not getting fucking disemboweled by a rifle.
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Now imagine children instead and that's mobile games twitter.com/xooset/status/…
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Windows Server 2012 and 2012 R2 will be EOL in 9 months good thing you moved off those years ago
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Texas police changing their story with the ease of flicking a Zippo makes you wonder where they got so much practice
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They convinced us a high school football stadium of nuclear waste, 40 grams of nuclear waste per person per year, was a crime. They sentenced us to a hell of decapping Appalachian mountains for coal, poisoning drinking water, and being subservient to genocidal dictators.
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You: Can you make using my computer less painful.
Me: Yeah one sec
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Regarding the Secret Service deletion: IT must straight up say no to bullshit requests that will get you deposed. Employment isn't a fealty contract. Don't be their victim.
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Mystery: CPU fan at max, high Defender usage, but no current scan.
Launch
New-MpPerformanceRecording -recordto c:\1.etl
, run for bit,
Get-MpPerformanceReport c:\1.etl -topprocesses 100
Result: Dell SupportAssist was poking all EXE files on drive, triggering on-access scans.
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*screams into pillow* twitter.com/kamiljdudek/st…
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The artificial intelligence field has continually pushed a magical world to the public, using terminology you couch as "misunderstood" but designed to deceive. Your field's name is irresponsible and akin to god-making. Which some of your deranged participants have taken literally
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Get in loser we're installing Linux and Windows on the same drive
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People really be saying "we have 10 years to reverse climate change" then be like "what if there aren't robots to deal with nuclear waste cans in 15,000 years"
computer security person at a place. former helpdesk. they/them/tay. Microsoft MVP, Client Security @SwiftOnSecurity@infosec.exchange