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Once you understand your computer has 16 cores running at 3GHz and yet doesn't boot up in .2 nanoseconds you understand everything they have taken from you. twitter.com/Lord_Arse/stat…
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YouTube content creators noticed that making minor errors got them more user interaction, so they started misspelling things on purpose in videos because the algorithm rewards engagement of any kind.
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My absolute favorite bit of dialog/life-advice ever
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Waterworld 1995: Unimaginable apocalypse
Waterworld 2022: Wow they have walkable cities
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Every programmer not using VBA spends their entire life justifying why they don't get actual work done.
You see someone coding VBA? That shit is happening in like 15 more minutes.
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I feel like there should be entire classes on troubleshooting theory and it might be more valuable than virtually anything else you get taught explicitly procedurally. Real "teach someone to fish" stuff. 🤔
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That "Google engineer" saying women shouldn't program is trawling for attention for his scam cryptocurrency. There's always a podcast, there's always a newsletter, there's always a con. Their audience is morons and they know how to find them.
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Except he hasn't a job for years – this is a lie. He's inviting this because it makes you feel good so you put in the work for him, and he's an emotionally immune psychopath skimming free deplorable followers who appreciate his flouting of the world they hate.
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Developer: Our emails aren't getting delivered
Me: Good they shouldn't be you have no DKIM or SPF
Developer: Put in an exception
Me: No
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Cyber gaming, as opposed to tabletop gaming – which caused Columbine. twitter.com/andrewkimmel/s…
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Texas police changing their story with the ease of flicking a Zippo makes you wonder where they got so much practice
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I cannot emphasize enough to my younger followers that misogyny is not edgy it's serial killer shit twitter.com/washingtonpost…
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You're young and finding your place and attracted to a circle where this is normal or tolerated. Ask where that plot ends from somebody who's binged this show before. Your elders are not scolding angels, they're seeing you repeat their mistakes and those who entered oblivion.
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Beware those who take threads of societal commentary that seem revelatory to your fresh mind, and weave them into a luge toward your own immolation. Nobody who speaks for hours a day has any insight except exploiting cognitive tricks you don't see yet. That's the real adult shit.
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Next time you think you find some genius on radio or video, try reading a transcript of the remarks in notepad.
It's just total fucking repetitive nonsense. You're being put into a trance. You are the god damn victim you're doing it to yourself. Getting led like a pony. Pathetic.
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The right career in tech is a cabin in the woods
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Obscenity is not protected, but virtually nothing is defined as obscenity anymore. Once that's rolled back each township can define it to be anything they object to, basically reversing the 1st amendment as currently practiced to a balkanized patchwork of militant subdivisions. twitter.com/NoLieWithBTC/s…
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Any Security person who insults Helpdesk has no god damn fucking idea what it takes, and you can screenshot this tweet in your mind.
You want a better network architecture? That services users? In a secure way? Then fucking build it and write the operational support guide. Do it.
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@USMC The engineering of this tweet to upset literally every human viewing it is an incredible feat.
computer security person at a place. former helpdesk. they/them/tay. Microsoft MVP, Client Security @SwiftOnSecurity@infosec.exchange