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You: Can you make using my computer less painful.
Me: Yeah one sec
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I'm a millennial in their 30's which means I'm thinking of buying a big old computer CRT monitor and then psychologically conditioning my stress to dissolve when I hit the degauss button. BWWUAANNGGGGGGGG
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Unregulated securities + unregulated banking
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Cyber gaming, as opposed to tabletop gaming – which caused Columbine. twitter.com/andrewkimmel/s…
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Cultural note: I'm currently in the endpoint privilege management space – "whitelisting/blacklisting" as a term is absolutely dead. Allowlisting is pervasive now.
This is actually clearer terminology for our global IT Security standards.
Not huge thing but just noting new normal.
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They convinced us a high school football stadium of nuclear waste, 40 grams of nuclear waste per person per year, was a crime. They sentenced us to a hell of decapping Appalachian mountains for coal, poisoning drinking water, and being subservient to genocidal dictators.
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Beware those who take threads of societal commentary that seem revelatory to your fresh mind, and weave them into a luge toward your own immolation. Nobody who speaks for hours a day has any insight except exploiting cognitive tricks you don't see yet. That's the real adult shit.
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Texas police changing their story with the ease of flicking a Zippo makes you wonder where they got so much practice
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Any Security person who insults Helpdesk has no god damn fucking idea what it takes, and you can screenshot this tweet in your mind.
You want a better network architecture? That services users? In a secure way? Then fucking build it and write the operational support guide. Do it.
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I'm tired of the wounded being treated as the happy option.
The happy option is not getting fucking disemboweled by a rifle.
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Regarding the Secret Service deletion: IT must straight up say no to bullshit requests that will get you deposed. Employment isn't a fealty contract. Don't be their victim.
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The job description of a Security Engineer is just going "what the fuck" and then doing something about it
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This and other stories make it clear "human trafficking" as politically discussed is a white-washed suburban victim fantasy of Instagram posts about zip ties on car doors, instead of social systems collapse and Main Street business labor practices.
reuters.com/investigates/s…
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tldr LastPass attackers know your name and billing address and all websites you have saved passwords for, and if your master password isn't sufficiently strong may be possible to brute-force open everything on attacker's machines
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The Wacom driver in Lenovo's spawns powershell once a minute to see if the Win10 UWP app is installed.
Truly we live in a hell driven by absence of shame nor corrective control to the programmer-class stealing our lives. twitter.com/n3wjack/status…
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Feel free to reply to this ad with your thoughts on k1cking your girlfriend 1I7 times and then smothering her and threatening to continue attempting to murder her
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A video game where you just try to leave Ohio
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WINDOWS MVP MASTERCLASS:
Key to solving issues is RESETTING STATE. This is the secret to so much. It's why rebooting often works. But that's just beginning.
Knowing the nuances gives you omnipotent superpowers. I do it often.
I've talked before, but I'm going to re-state😉 it:
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The key thing to understand about enterprise security is that it's easier to get hundreds of thousands of dollars for a new implementation project than make somebody literally anybody fix the Group Policy that could do the same thing for free.
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Now imagine children instead and that's mobile games twitter.com/xooset/status/…
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Haha how is Australia real twitter.com/stijnveilig/st…
computer security person at a place. former helpdesk. they/them/tay. Microsoft MVP, Client Security @SwiftOnSecurity@infosec.exchange