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Developer: Our emails aren't getting delivered
Me: Good they shouldn't be you have no DKIM or SPF
Developer: Put in an exception
Me: No
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My absolute favorite bit of dialog/life-advice ever
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I'm sorry to report that working in Security is less "bleeding-edge malware research" and more "project manager for people who don't report to you."
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Web developers need to be launched into the sun
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People really be like "oh imagine a society where humans have to be cybernetically enhanced to survive" bro be an American without a car
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Russia just got one of the greatest SharePoint admins of all time
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Cyber workers: If anyone shows romantic interest in you, it's likely a foreign honeytrap, report to your C-suite immediately. 🫡 They almost got you.
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EVERY IT JOB DESCRIPTION: MANAGE THESE COMPUTERS
YOU: YAY IM COMPUTER GOOD
EVERY IT JOB ACTUALITY: MANAGE THESE FUCKING PEOPLE
YOU: OH NO IM PEOPLE BAD
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The greatest betrayal and intellectual conceit of our forerunners was environmentalist values based on aesthetics instead of result. The image of a nuclear cooling tower as a threat is amongst the highest betrayal of our world today. We get to live in their dying, choking utopia.
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One of my biggest regrets was not contributing to my 401K with matching employer funds starting when I was 18.
Do NOT fuck this up if you can manage it financially. I've been contributing overtime recently and I'm still in deficit.
Go to your employee portal. Fucking free money
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My video card driver is asking for 2FA
I think we fucked up
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Every League of Legends player acts like they're in prison and it's the only game on the computer
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Via Sophos: The cryptocurrency mining botnet embedding code in pictures of Taylor Swift sophos.com/en-us/medialib…
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Any virtual community tech that doesn't embrace furries has no future they are the weavers of culture the pioneers of replacing reality with another.
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Get in loser we're installing Linux and Windows on the same drive
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In this thread I'm going to describe why you must pick the water bottle because upon it humanity can become a multi-planet species 🧵
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Browser extensions are not a fucking collectors item you psychos stop installing them you are installing a remote control portal into every page you open holy shit
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Microsoft has a killteam under Satya with global authority to terminate anyone who reaches 100% understanding of the Registry.
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Holy shit the first pictures of Linux on the desktop
computer security person at a place. former helpdesk. they/them/tay. Microsoft MVP, Client Security @SwiftOnSecurity@infosec.exchange