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Still the worst phishing site I've ever seen
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Random advice: Turning things off really does fix a lot of stuff, but you're not _leaving_ it off long enough. You've got to wait for the capacitors to drain. Just leave it off for an hour. I've fixed washer and HVAC same way.
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This may be the greatest tweet physically possible. The thought processes that lead to its creation need to be preserved and studied. The engagement rate must be close to 100%. An incredible exemplar of the highest achievement I did not previously consider attainable. twitter.com/USMC/status/15…
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Interface designers now use this amount of space to have 2 buttons twitter.com/matttbastard/s…
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You're young and finding your place and attracted to a circle where this is normal or tolerated. Ask where that plot ends from somebody who's binged this show before. Your elders are not scolding angels, they're seeing you repeat their mistakes and those who entered oblivion.
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If you're feeling lonely this holiday, just tweet "if you can't push to prod on thanksgiving you're not a real devops" and a whole community of people will keep you company.
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Except he hasn't a job for years – this is a lie. He's inviting this because it makes you feel good so you put in the work for him, and he's an emotionally immune psychopath skimming free deplorable followers who appreciate his flouting of the world they hate.
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IPv6 is the Flat Earth of computers. "Sure Jeff, all computers in the world including individual chips can see eachother in a cohesive namespace with no NAT or DHCP and it all just magically works."
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Every programmer not using VBA spends their entire life justifying why they don't get actual work done.
You see someone coding VBA? That shit is happening in like 15 more minutes.
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Due to fear mongering about stimulants like Adderrall my (hopefully soon to be former) psychiatrist let me know their policy is now I have to take two random drug tests a year, within 24 hours.
I've been on this medication for 20 years.
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PayPal is a deliriously dipshit company victimizing innumerable vulnerable people without recourse through regulatory evasion so whatever they can get fucked on their day in the sun
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She's ten but the state of Ohio wants her to be a mother
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NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST DOES NOT NEED A "SINGLE PANE OF GLASS" I DO NOT CARE WHAT THE DEFENSE CONTRACTOR SAYS
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For the record your work machine should absolutely not have a HDD or 4GB of RAM. Those parts shouldn't have been ordered as of even 6 years ago.
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People really be saying "we have 10 years to reverse climate change" then be like "what if there aren't robots to deal with nuclear waste cans in 15,000 years"
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Next time you think you find some genius on radio or video, try reading a transcript of the remarks in notepad.
It's just total fucking repetitive nonsense. You're being put into a trance. You are the god damn victim you're doing it to yourself. Getting led like a pony. Pathetic.
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It's worth noting that American emergency room doctors are so good at saving human lives from bullet wounds the US military trains at our hospitals. Many of these people would be dead anywhere else on planet Earth, and will be rendered untold disabilities and lifelong suffering. twitter.com/nytimes/status…
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Mystery: CPU fan at max, high Defender usage, but no current scan.
Launch
New-MpPerformanceRecording -recordto c:\1.etl
, run for bit,
Get-MpPerformanceReport c:\1.etl -topprocesses 100
Result: Dell SupportAssist was poking all EXE files on drive, triggering on-access scans.
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Too much of InfoSec is trying to put bandages on hemorrhoids, and then resentfully telling people it would work if only they'd stop pooping.
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I feel like there should be entire classes on troubleshooting theory and it might be more valuable than virtually anything else you get taught explicitly procedurally. Real "teach someone to fish" stuff. 🤔
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Windows Server 2012 and 2012 R2 will be EOL in 9 months good thing you moved off those years ago
computer security person at a place. former helpdesk. they/them/tay. Microsoft MVP, Client Security @SwiftOnSecurity@infosec.exchange