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people that do math for fun are somehow worse than people that play league of legends for fun
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notch i need to know if herobrine is real please twitter.com/notch/status/1…
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please reply with the worst meme of the last decade
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if you don’t have money just buy some, poor ass
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Bill @pulte and I will be randomly picking the winner in 24 hours, and will post proof of payment. Good luck everyone! 😊
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it’s so funny to me that sans undertale has become this otherworldly figure everyone gets hyped to talk to every few years and he just laughs at us
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WOULDN’T WANT TO BE PRESIDENT. THEY CAN’T PISS ON THEIR FRONT LAWN! I PISS ON MY FRONT LAWN.
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I wanna have a day where everyone born in the 2000’s gets their account locked and we all just laugh and laugh and laugh
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I can finally see again, but at what cost
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If I was a rapper, I'd be called PLASTIC. PLASTIC RAPPER!!!
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What crypt demon placed a spell on the acronym “PEMDAS” to make it the only thing I remember from math class?
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people talk about you while you’re not around! Just saying!
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I deleted Twitter off my phone like a week ago. Life is better without brain mush bird app
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DAMN DANIEL! Back at it again with the white vans.
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Me: Mom can i buy something from the store
Mom: sure, but it can’t be too big. No more than one pound of weight.
Me: *takes out my comically large pile of feathers*
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@TedNivison jaw drops
eyes pop out of head
tongue rolls out
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA!
AWOOGA AWOOGA!
EE-AW EE-AW!
BOIOIOING!
picks up jaw
fixes eyes
rolls up tongue
buries face in ass
BLBLBLBLBL LBLBLBLBLBLBLLB
WHOA MAMA
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