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november isn’t real. Christmas has started
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i am carson
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This dude thinks he’s sooooo cool twitter.com/CallMeCarsonYT…
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new callmecarson tweet twitter.com/nypost/status/…
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I peed.
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I hope snoop dogg is doing good
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I'm glad Unus Annus is gone LOL never liked them anyways 🖕🖕🖕
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I just want a girl I can do an ad read with 😔
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@QuackityHQ if raisin cookies is illegal then who’s gonna take care of them until they’re adult cookies
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by the way there’s totally a youtuber cult
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wish i was kermit the frog so I could be hitched to that Pig Girl
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Yo I heard people are mad at Ellen but idk why because it was kind of awesome when she had that Damn Daniel guy on her show
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I will fight the other Carson King to the death. There can only be one.
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I’m gonna get a the oscars grammy
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holy crap guys twitter.com/CallMeCarsonYT…
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I’M ONLY NOT VERIFIED BECAUSE TWITTER IS SCARED.
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Hey guys. If you see any of my friends at twitchcon this weekend, go up to them and say "my namea jeff" and then spin around! Thanks guys, this will be awesome.
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I just wanna fall in love with someone in the bathroom as I grip their leg as tight as I can underneath the stall door for support as I drop last night’s taco bell surprise into the porcelain throne. Marry me
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We have a very HIV positive work environment because we just want people to feel included