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Hello Elon,
Congrats on getting twitter. Here is a pic of me pooping in a plane bathroom. Had to go really bad. Mile high club!
Sincerely,
Carson
981
How many times has this been reposted to end up looking like this
982
i will consider paying $8 a month for twitter blue if elon musk sends every subscriber a personalized video of him saying thank you in the wario voice while in this outfit from SNL. And also gives me a Tesla
984
❌ telling someone to touch grass
✅ telling someone to forage for nuts and berries for their tribe to snack upon in a great feast
986
Shakespeare would’ve loved twitter. Dude would be making up words and going “art thou a cuck?” and “i rest my head on thine mother’s fat bosom” in reply sections. Just absolutely Bardposting everywhere
988
😂TWITTER👏✌️IS↗️Dying✅🚩📅📆📅📆Twitter✏️IS✏️DYING!👎👏‼️send this↗️▶️▶️to😂6😂HOMIES🙏to keep them💁👶accounts 💥SAFE💥 Thursday. 🙅🙅DON’T BREAK🌐🌐THE CHAIN🙅🙅or else 😝😝you’ll have🔶🔷NO💭twitter.⏩⏩⏩GO⏪⏪⏪
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Peak pokemon design. Best pokemon in the game. Permanent member of my party. But also WHAT WERE THEY THINKING???
990
The bugs in Pokemon Scarlet and Violet are incredible
994
2023 is the year of the return of ugandan knuckles
996
if i saw this in public i would lose my mind
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