76
carson is back
77
just tested positive for swag
78
Normal heart rate:
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My heart rate when I’m a cake:
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79
what my food see in the microwave
80
society has surpassed the need for people with peanut allergies
81
what if it was all a dream
82
you're tellin me a shrimp fried this rice
83
I want to apologize to all my fans... you are not all band kids but now everyone thinks you are. Pick up that trumpet, ready your tuba, there is NO escape.
84
THERE’S A VIRUS?!?!?
85
women are loud
86
I’M ONLY NOT VERIFIED BECAUSE TWITTER IS SCARED.
87
2020 is the year of the return of ugandan knuckles
88
the fortnite black hole is my asshole
90
Fan comes up to me
Fan: “Are you CallMeCarson?”
Me: “Yeah that’s me!”
Fan: “You know quackity!”
going to be taking some time off.
91
9 + 10 = 21
92
Normal heart rate:
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When a woman says she likes pizza and I also like pizza:
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93
y’all... spell icup
95
the cargo shorts stay ON during sex
96
I am starting a Minecraft Let's Play
97
I love you @ArianaGrande
98
Tired of hearing about The Beatles all the time. I prefer real music like Epic Rap Battles of History
99
where did carson go
100
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