Carson(@CallMeCarsonYT)さんの人気ツイート(いいね順)

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carson is back
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just tested positive for swag
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Normal heart rate: ⠀ /\⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ /\ __ / \ __/\__ / \ _ \/⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ \/ My heart rate when I’m a cake: ⠀ _________________________ ⠀
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what my food see in the microwave
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society has surpassed the need for people with peanut allergies
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what if it was all a dream
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you're tellin me a shrimp fried this rice
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I want to apologize to all my fans... you are not all band kids but now everyone thinks you are. Pick up that trumpet, ready your tuba, there is NO escape.
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THERE’S A VIRUS?!?!?
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women are loud
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I’M ONLY NOT VERIFIED BECAUSE TWITTER IS SCARED.
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2020 is the year of the return of ugandan knuckles
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the fortnite black hole is my asshole
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I am baby
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Fan comes up to me Fan: “Are you CallMeCarson?” Me: “Yeah that’s me!” Fan: “You know quackity!” going to be taking some time off.
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9 + 10 = 21
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Normal heart rate: ⠀ /\⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ /\ __ / \ __/\__ / \ _ \/⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ \/ When a woman says she likes pizza and I also like pizza: ⠀/\⠀ /\⠀ /\ _/ \ /\_/ \ /\_/ \ /\_ ⠀ \/⠀⠀ \/⠀⠀ \/ twitter.com/pokimanelol/st…
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y’all... spell icup
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Just signed my life away to Smosh
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the cargo shorts stay ON during sex
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I am starting a Minecraft Let's Play
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I love you @ArianaGrande
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Tired of hearing about The Beatles all the time. I prefer real music like Epic Rap Battles of History
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where did carson go
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