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This is my submission to the fortnite #EmoteRoyaleContest - I want it in the game because it is cool and I made it. Please Fortnite #CarsonEmote #Fortnite
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i don’t know who needs to hear this but... happy birthday 👍🥳👍
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can't wait for covid to go away tomorrow
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One of these days Corpse Husband is gonna cough, clear his throat, and start talking like gilbert gottfried
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*sees woman*
My jaw drops to the floor, my eyes extend at a velocity never before seen, I take out a boxing glove and hit myself with it 17 times, pant like a dog, and yell AOOOOGA AOOOOGA then turn to the audience and say in 1930’s New York accent “HOT MAMA, now that’s a dame!”
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I deleted Twitter off my phone like a week ago. Life is better without brain mush bird app
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There is no greater defeat than when the waiter calls me “buddy” when I’m ordering my food
Soon I will be 21, yet here I am, looking like I’m 14.
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How do people wear crop tops without feeling like their stomach is the weak spot in a boss fight
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do you watch callmecarson or are you normal
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minecraft should have a fortnite mode so it can be more like fortnite
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9 + 10 = 2021...LOL THIS YEAR IS AWESOME
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I'm glad Unus Annus is gone LOL never liked them anyways 🖕🖕🖕
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if you spell your name wrong on an IQ test does your score get knocked down
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REMINDER! If you have a girlfriend, you’re a simp! I don’t make the rules!
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2021 is the year of the return of ugandan knuckles
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Nicolas Cage is GRUG! twitter.com/TheCroodsFilm_…
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just like how weed is the Devil’s Lettuce, alcohol is the Lord’s Piss
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fart
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