1026
No, I do not care about celeb gossip
Yes, I am very passionate about different types of cheese
1027
I buried @nedacus and turned him into a beautiful sand mermaid
1028
I feel emboldened by this breakthrough conversation and was like, fuck it, might as well explain what bears and otters and twinks are, and she asks, "so gay men are like animals?"
I respond, "some gay types, yeah," and she hAS THE NERVE TO SAY...
"So...what are you, a pony?"
1031
Combined 2 fan gifts (Pokéball undies and the Eeveelutions) to create the nerdiest glamour shot in history #Pokemon
1032
These horrific, pointless acts of gun violence don’t event include the mass shootings over the past week. None of this should be normal, and yet here we are again.
cnn.com/2023/04/18/us/…
1033
"What's LA like?"
*show them this photo*
1034
Proud. Embarrassed. Proud. Embarrassed. Proud. Embarrassed...
- how Americans feel
1035
Anyway, just thought I’d share that it took my conservative, Christian, Korean mother over 30 years to get to this conversation, so it’s possible for those who love you to grow with your gay journey.
Also, she HATES when I post our chats, so here’s a pic of her being gorgeous:
1036
I only want Keith to win Without a Recipe episodes.
1038
🎸 why not both? 🦑
#StrangerThings #Halloween
1039
When you face swap me and @quintabrunson you get a blasian Handsome Squidward
1040
THEM: "Sign this." (gives pen & paper)
ME: [flawless signature]
THEM: "Sign this." (gives digital pen & pad)
ME: [unintelligible squiggles]
1042
See? Reversing the white savior complex isn't weird at all! #whitewashedOUT
@nedacus @KeithHabs @korndiddy
1044
Petition for a Thirtysomething Choice Awards. Categories include "Choice Relatable Self-Hating Character," "Choice Adult Crying In A Bathroom Or Car Scene," and "Choice Nostalgia Cash Grab." Winners take home a magnum bottle of wine. Winners are usually Laura Dern. #TeenChoice
1045
When Hollywood inevitably remakes a live action "Akira" with a white cast they better rename it "Joe" or "Bob" or something
1047
Happy bday to one of my best buds @KeithHabs!
Your humor and heart keeps everyone...grounded (see what I did there?)
1048
One of my goals in life is slowly replacing all my friends who aren’t drag queens with drag queens
1050
Happy #FathersDay, Ned. I’m so excited for you.
