978
The #TryGuys have been super busy but we want to release vids more regularly so we've set a premiere date!
@korndiddy @KeithHabs @nedfulmer
979
house plant people when they come out of quarantine
980
I've been in the presence of countless people I admire at events and social gatherings and can't muster up the courage to talk to them. I forget my face settles in a way where I appear unapproachable and disinterested when, inside, I'm actually screaming, "PLEASE BE MY FRIEND!"
981
❤️💛💚💙💜
The LGBTQIA community is one of the most beautiful and welcoming families you'll ever have in your life
#HappyNationalComingOutDay
982
diet coke cult members...
explain yourselves.
984
“This doesn’t taste very good,” I said to myself as I finished yet another entire carton of Halo Top.
985
Dear Dog,
Please do not inform the other dogs about how fetch actually works.
Love,
Dependent Human
986
The news and people can be terrible. Let's fight about something inconsequential.
My top 10 dessert pies, ranked:
10. Strawberry Rhubarb
9. Lemon Meringue
8. Chocolate
7. Sweet Potato
6. Blueberry
5. Key Lime
4. Cherry
3. Pumpkin
2. Pecan
1. Apple
This list is 100% correct. 🥧
989
Now THIS is what they meant when they said "take the red pill." 🏳️🌈 #RainOnMe
990
🗣 “I’m right, you’re wrong...”
tryguys.com/toys
991
ME: I have over 100K Twitter followers now!
MOM: Wow! They are your friends?
ME: Uh, no, they just sorta follow me.
MOM: Get real friends.
992
SECOND FORM:
Shopping Asian Auntie 👵
#Halloween19
993
Everyone's timelines on Sunday evening, April 28th, 2019:
#GameofThrones twitter.com/ladygaga/statu…
994
I said I’m fine, Sharon, you go have fun
995
Do yourself a favor: stream @rinasawayama's debut studio album, a self-portrait of a queen on the rise. It's the Frankenstein's monster of maximal pop, if Frankenstein was queer and Asian and her monster was a rare mix of genres that makes you feel sparkly, nostalgic, and badass.
996
*sees weather report*
☀️
💡
I can drink OUTSIDE
997
Older people’s and parents’ kink is younger people who can eat and drink a ton in one sitting while appearing relatively thin. Gets them every time.
998
Capricorns in horoscopes: you're practical blah traditional blah detached
Capricorns irl: LOL WUT NO I'M A GORGEOUS CRAZY TRAINWRECK HUMAN
