1001
The moment you realize you love something you hate
1003
I was so gagged by #AllStars4 that I choked, suffocated, and died and just now rose from the dead to tweet about it
1007
My brain says I should go on a diet, but then my body tells my brain to STFU before eating all the potatoes.
1008
tw // fake blood and gore
“That really was a Hattori Hanzō sword.”
Beauty & Blood Series: #KillBill🗡️
O-Ren Ishii 石井 オーレン (Lucy Liu)
#Halloween #Eugenoween
Have a happy and safe Halloween, everyone! 🎃
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1012
why the fuck do I keep asking people "how are you" when I already know how they are
1013
words to live by twitter.com/ALLCAPSTRYGUYS…
1014
.@BetoORourke and Texas Dems are registering folks to vote, organizing communities, and working around the clock to defeat Greg Abbott and Texas Republicans.
Consider donating to their efforts and let's turn Texas blue! ➡️ thisistexas.co ⬅️
1015
Yo Asian elders
Make it rain red envelopes
Children gettin' paid
#HappyLunarNewYear #haiku
1017
I have never been more busy in my whole fucking life
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1019
My heart was already broken for the people of France. It's now being shred into tinier and tinier pieces. #Nice
1020
How much do I love #AdventureTime? I was once in a dodgeball league on a crew called Adventure Team.
I was BMO.
1021
In honor of #NationalPuppyDay, thank you to WeRateDogs @dog_rates for being the one constant source of light, humor, and good boys on Twitter. 100/10 twitter.com/dog_rates/stat…
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1024
Parkland. Vegas. Sutherland Springs. The fact that this video I produced after Pulse continually needs updates is horrific but ultimately infuriating. We must join the students and #MarchForOurLives to demand reform when lawmakers won't. WE ARE THE CHANGE.
youtube.com/watch?v=G2wPCb…
1025
When you ask to take a photo with me, I’m more than happy to! When you then turn to the guy I happen to be standing next to and ask for a pic, assuming it’s @KeithHabs, @nedfulmer, or @korndiddy, it sometimes isn’t them. Y’all runnin’ around with selfies of random white dudes.
