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Y’all just love watching me feel my own feelings, huh 😫 twitter.com/tryguys/status…
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them: do you cook?
me: yes!
them: what do you cook?
me: a really good stir fry.
them: what else?
me: ...other really good stir fry.
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I will make you like kimchi if it's the last thing I do.
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“That is THE most beautiful shirt I have EVER seen.”
- my straight friends
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I Have A Hot Body (feat. Cold Hands and Feet)
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snow-related activities twitter.com/abcdrih/status…
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Happy last day of AAPI Heritage Month before Pride
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The only thing that has ever made me want to have children is seeing the glory of Beyoncé live. One day I’ll force my grandkids to listen to me rave about this performance. 🐝
The concept. The vocals. The dancing. The fashion. The culture. Absolute perfection. 🙌 #beychella
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finally have the perfect mental image for when someone tells me that my late loved one is “looking down on us”
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Such a profound honor! 🙏 He is adorable. I act more like a cat than a human, so this makes sense. Some tips with feline Eugene:
- he’ll want fiercely bedazzled collars
- he’ll love you even if he looks like he’s glaring all the time
- he’ll claw a bitch
- hide your liquor 💜 twitter.com/AntManNdTheWas…
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*shows picture to hair stylist*
me: MAKE ME LOOK LIKE HER.
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I care about a lot of things, but not as deeply and passionately as I care about @LeoDiCaprio winning this Oscar
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Your holiday cards,
Wedding and birthday greetings,
Die in a drawer.
- a haiku about all the pretty paper I receive
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On a particularly hot day, the first thing that comes out of my mouth when I step outside is "GOOD LORD." ☀️
I have "GOOD LORD"-ed approximately 24,379 times this past week. 🥵
