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Congratulations to @KeithHabs and his beautiful fiancé on their engagement! #adoptme
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𝐉𝐚𝐧𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝟏𝟖, 𝟏𝟗𝟖𝟕 - 𝐖𝐚𝐜𝐨, 𝐓𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐬
𝑴𝒚 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒃𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒅𝒂𝒚 🎂
604
Would anyone like to join my Huge Face & Head Club?
Membership fee is not being able to fit into hats.
605
What are you doing here, Max? 🎧
Would you like to join them? 🕰️
#Halloween #Eugenoween #StrangerThings
606
This is already my new favorite ride. "The Princess & The Frog" is visually stunning and an underrated Disney masterpiece. I hope there's a trippy Wonka-like tunnel in the style of Dr. Facilier's "Friends On The Other Side." twitter.com/DisneyAnimatio…
607
This is my new favorite sentence: Kelly Marie Tran will star in #RayaAndTheLastDragon, which is written by Asian women, helmed by a director of Moana and Big Hero 6, and the first Disney film to celebrate Southeast Asian cultures. 🙌
608
ME: I'm so thankful that I got your -
MOM: Beauty, yes.
ME: I was gonna say personality; maybe I should've said ego!
MOM: Yes, my aegyo too.
609
Time for my holiday tradition of staring longingly at pictures of the Obamas.
611
The DeVos confirmation is staggeringly horrendous for everyone's children, regardless of political affiliation #EducationSecretary
612
Mr. President, we aren’t watching you or Tiger King because we actually like you. It’s because you’re godawful, delusional, megalomaniacal train wrecks with terrible hair. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
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me: "do you need any help?"
family member who can actually cook: "um, suuure...peel these"
me: *peels the potatoes every Thanksgiving, wonders why I even ask*
615
My fellow Asian-Americans
We need to talk more about
How most of our families
Only listened to Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey, and Celine Dion
617
Everyone should be watching @DisneyPixar's brilliant new #SparkShorts films. Their latest release #Kitbull made me ugly cry alone on my couch in front of my pets. 🐱🐶
youtube.com/watch?v=AZS5cg…
618
I can't relate to today's music it's all "I'm hot & great & positive"
All I want is a song that goes "I'm pretty awful and need to improve"
619
if you can hear this, we can be friends
620
Not gonna let this year ruin my Halloween because I'm finally doing an ATLA or LOK character. Who should I be?
622
You need to get your life together, Stephanie.
623
pieces of shit: "I'M sorry. I'VE changed. I'VE learned. I'M better. I'M great now."
people forced to listen to pieces of shit: "WE don't care. You're still a piece of shit. Go be marginally less shitty somewhere else."
624
"No"
I said sarcastically after being asked if I was being sarcastic
625
other people = porn
me = browsing adoptable shelter animals
