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Has anyone’s natural-born accent been coming out stronger during quarantine? My Texan slips out when I’m drunk but something about being away from public interactions has reverted my speech patterns. I just said “I’M FIXIN’ TO GIT IT” to my dog and he was like “the fuck is this?”
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Regardless of your personal beliefs, respect that you've witnessed one of the most defining and important American presidents #ObamaFarewell
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Can’t tell if time is flying by or if my life has become measured in Disney/Pixar/Marvel/Star Wars releases.
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Outside of the online discourse, I highly encourage everyone to present Trump's tax returns to family and friends, especially if they're unsure about voting. Many believe he's a great businessman who can lead us with those skills. Show them the receipts.
nyti.ms/33ajz0x
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When you get older and meet new people, the hottest person is not the most admired. It’s not the one with the biggest social media or the most impressive job.
It is, without question, the friendliest person with an amazing personality. They will always win at life in the end.
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If I learned how to cook with even half the time I spend watching cooking videos I'd be the next Gordon Ramsay but instead I've chosen to sit here on my ass and watch another chef tell me how to temper chocolate.
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shoutout to all my monotone people out there can I get a dead-eyed stare
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them: what generation do you belong to?
me: the one old enough to have wanted Jake Gyllenhaal to play Spider-Man but young enough to see him grow up to play Mysterio.
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My mother has finally discovered Twitter and isn't very pleased with how "silly" and "mean" everyone acts on here - myself included - so she asked me to only post nice things like compliments and pictures of me in suits.
Here ya go, Mom:
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Please donate if you can
#BlackLivesMatter
minnesotafreedomfund.org/donate
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I can't stress enough how backwards and damaging it is to exclude stories from top award honors because of English language requirements. It's archaic and centers English as the standard to determine a film's "foreignness." This echoes beyond entertainment. It's a cultural issue.
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growth:
child - "i'm a Disney PRINCESS."
young adulthood - "no, I'm a Disney VILLAIN."
actual adulthood - "okay who needs my help and what needs fixing and do I need to make a joke for you to understand that I ALSO HAVE PROBLEMS but whatever here's a song and dance."
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All these show recommendations are great but nothing comes close to the single funniest episode in television history:
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Due to the passing of a close family member, I'll be inactive on social for the time being. The death and burial of a loved one under pandemic restrictions have been one of the most frustrating and heartbreaking tragedies I've ever experienced. Please take coronavirus seriously.
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It's October. 🎃
Let's have a SAFE and SPOOKY season! 😷
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Hey kids, appreciate your teachers and educators because when you're an adult it's no one's job to actually care about you. #BackToSchool
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This venue is where I saw my first musical, ballet, and symphony as a lost, insecure little kid.
Now, I’m proudly performing across America as an out, gay Asian artist in front of thousands of people.
I’m living proof of fulfilling impossible dreams. Look at me now, Dad. 💜
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Justice for #VanessaGuillen, who was horrifically murdered by a fellow soldier at Fort Hood. Her family is asking for a Congressional investigation, so let's give our support. Please take the time to learn more, share her story, and take action if you can.
shutdownfh.carrd.co
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them: hi welcome to Chipotle h-
me: the final season of #GameOfThrones cost over $90 million and the Battle of Winterfell took over 55 days to shoot making it the longest scene ever committed to film in history surpassing the Battle of Helm's Deep from The LOTR The Two Towers
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We’re all just middle-stage Pokémon, no longer cute and innocent, not yet in our powerful final form, awkwardly navigating our weird bodies while hoping that every stupid thing we do is largely forgettable.
