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I've finally come to a place in my life where I'd like to forgive and wish only the best for the people who used to bully me.
Whatever your names are.
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I just asked my mom what she's learned about the LGBTQ+ community since I've come out and she declared that we "are all smart, kind, funny, and attractive" and I was about to applaud before she added "and probably lonely" and then I didn't know what to do with my hands.
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For those who are new to K-pop, it's been used as a tool for democracy since its inception. It was even blasted for decades across the DMZ to both irritate and inspire North Korean soldiers. Fans today are continuing a glorious history of fighting fascism with the joy of K-pop.
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I'm ashamed to admit that I care and know more about MCU characters than I do members of my own family.
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Y’all gotta stop blowing shit up to announce if there’s a penis or not. twitter.com/abc7newsbayare…
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You know what...I think I might actually like kids now.
Because adults are out here acting SO FUCKING STUPID.
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mom: hello how have you bee-
me: if anything happens to Arya over the next six weEKS I WILL BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND I SWEAR TO GOD #GameofThrones
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I will never stop missing Pluto being a planet.
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Pastry Chef Attempts to Make Snack Into Culinary Treasure In 3 Days While Stressed And Is Pushed To Exhaustion But Faces Failure With Determination Before Winning My Heart With Her Relatable Need To Overachieve Her Way Out Of Her Existential Dread | Gourmet Makes | @bonappetit
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Honeybees. They're out there, workin' together against the murder hornets. Surroundin' those motherfuckers in a big ole bee ball. Wigglin' so goddamn hard that they create heat. Wigglin' their little bodies in unison until they cook the son of a bitch. Be more like the honeybee.
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Cake has to disguise itself as other things because it knows it's the worst dessert.
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Rich parents.
When you pay for your kid's success.
You are literally making them stupider.
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A year ago today. #Pride
youtube.com/watch?v=qpipLf…
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Halloween is two months away so decide your costume by the end of today for it to be any good 🎃
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You’re literally the leaders of nations that can launch nuclear weapons and level entire cities. We’d rather you be “old” and wise than childish and petulant.
Grow. The. Fuck. Up. twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…
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If you have siblings then statistically only one of you will turn out okay while the others transform into crazy uncles and aunts
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The White House is hosting an entire COVID cluster. Outbreaks like this delay countries from coming out of lockdown. The Trump administration, which pushes an aggressive reopening agenda, are the LITERAL FUCKING EXAMPLE of how negligence and misinformation keep a pandemic alive.
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Dear Friends,
You know me.
It's #October1st.
You can have every other month.
You can keep all the other holidays.
But now is my time to shine.
Sincerely,
Your Friend Who Hates Everything Else
🎃👻🍁🧟♂️🦇😈🍂🧛♂️💀
