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Spinosaurus returning to its natural habitat. Nature is healing.
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Asian grandma, but then make it fashion
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The excitement I feel for those who haven't had the opportunity to experience Hamilton yet is so pure. As a huge musical theater fan growing up, I rarely had access to see shows and could only to listen to recordings. #HamiltonFilm being available to everyone is beyond wonderful.
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Absolutely horrific news from Sri Lanka. No one should ever experience senseless violence like this. The cowardice of terrorists continues to represent the worst of humanity. We stand with Sri Lanka and the survivors and hope you stay strong. twitter.com/TwitterMoments…
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Far-right individuals who claim that mail bombs are a hoax, migrants seeking asylum are a threat, and a memo erasing trans people is justifiable have one huge difference with the people they're attacking: their lives and rights are not and have not EVER been in actual danger.
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I wore heels last night...
🌈
❤️
🌺
🧡
✨
💛
🌞
💚
🍀
💙
🦋
💜
🦄
🌈
...and now my toes are gone.
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For the love of God, check on your Aries friends. It’s Aries season and they’re stuck inside. Send them shit to burn or they’ll do it to their house.
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Asians in superhero stories
✔️ Mystic ninjas
✔️ Mystic ninja villains
✔️ Mystic ninjas teaching white people ninja stuff
✖️ Lead characters
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I HAVE NO SPARE TIME AND CANNOT DO THAT THING YOU WANT BECAUSE I'M OVERWORKED AND STRESSED*
*unless you are offering free food
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This is all my dad had to say about it.
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After thorough, scientific research, I have concluded that the new acceptable time to start drinking at home is 3PM.
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It will surely be impossible to spot me on #Brooklyn99 tonight since you'll be so distracted by the jaw-dropping beauty of the world's two hottest working supermodels 😎😎
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I just want to remind all the little Asian kids out there that your eyes are gorgeous and if anyone tells you otherwise poke them in the eye
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I regret to inform many of you that you actually look GREAT growing out your hair and the home haircuts are wasting a perfectly good opportunity to try out a different look.
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Shoutout to everyone else drinking at home all alone while staring at the news.
We have finally become our fathers.
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Mom: "WHEN ARE YOUR SISTERS GOING TO HAVE CHILDREN."
Me: "Stop bothering them about it, Mom."
Mom: "NO NEVER."
Me: "Hey, why don't you ever bug me about grandkids?"
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..
...
Mom: "Because a baby cannot have baby."
Me: 😵
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It may seem small - the refusal of masks and metal detectors - but it's actually very damning when it comes to those in charge of our public health and safety. The last people who should hold public office are those who can't handle mild inconveniences in order to save lives.
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Adventure Time 🗡
Come on grab your friends 👑
We'll go to very distant lands 🍬❄️🔥🐌
With Jake the Dog 🐶
And Finn the Human 😋
The fun will never end 🐝
It’s Adventure Time ❤️
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...and then there were two married Try Guys. 👰🏻🎊💍
#beith #tohabandtohold #beckywiththegoodkeith
@KeithHabs @nedfulmer @korndiddy
